Right Sarah this is for you, Severus turned into an old drunk ex-tapdancer!
is it how you imagined it? I hope so cos I like this thing. Good don't
you think? Ok so I'm being big headed! never mind!


I knew a man severus snape and he danced for you in worn out shoes
With greasy hair, a ragged shirt and baggy robes, he would do the old
soft shoe.
He would fly so high, he flew so high,
Then he lightly touched down.

He told me how he taught, taught so long in old hogwarts
Teaching all those nasty brats
He spoke with tears of 15 years how his, how his conciense had,
nearly drove him mad.
How his wife had died, she up and died,
After 20 years he still grieves,
He said I dance now at every chance in old hogwarts,
and in the three broomsticks.
But most of the time I spent my money in this old bar
You see son I, I drinks a bit'
He shook his head and as he shook his head
I swear I heard somebody ask him `Please'
Please

Mr. Severus Snape, Mr. Severus Snape,
Mr. Severus Snape, dance!

Mr. Severus Snape, Mr. Severus Snape,
Mr. Severus Snape, come back and dance!
Dance, dance, please dance!

Thats Mr. Severus Snape, calling Mr. Severus Snape,
Mr. Severus Snape, dance!




A/N Right so review please oh go on! Oh please I'll give you some
money! Ok ok i'll make you a cup of tea! I won't tell anyone your
gay. I knew that would do it.
(A/N2 Right unless you have listened to the Robbie Williams
version of me and my shadow you will think I am insane but you
probably think that anyway.)