Lucy's Drunken Secrets
Summary: Fairy Tail's resident demon is at it again. Target? Lucy Heartifilia. Needs? Lucy? Check! All males out of the guild? Check! All girls present? Check! Recording Lacrima? Check! Lastly...The most dangerous of all...Alcohol? Double Check! Is Mira willing to pull all the stops out to find out who their little Celestial Mage is infatuated witth? Will it end as a crash and burn? Or something better? Rated M for language and suggestive themes One-shot Maybe?
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Normal POV
"Everyone!" Mira shouts. The guild quiets down instantly. "Alright! Listen up and listen good! All male Fairy Tail mages are going to Blue Pegasis for a week. The girls need some time at the guild without worrying about you insolent males destroying the guild." Mira pauses as all the girls giggle and snicker at the dejected males. "You are not to bother Master Bob or give him grief. And most of all: YOU ARE NOT TO BE TAKING ANY JOBS THIS WEEK OR YOU GET PUNISHMENT AS SEEN FIT BY US GIRLS!" Mira smiles sweetly, causing all males to shiver in fear. "You leave tonight. Boys go pack your vacation bags. Girls! PACK YOUR OVERNIGHT BAGS! We're speding the night at the guild!" Whooping and cheers are heard from the female population. Except for Fairy Tail's beloved Celestial Mage. Lucy Heartifilia, who is assuming that this is about her with the way Mira's eyes sparkle with excitement. That can only mean one thing...TROUBLE FOR LU-CHAN!
~~Epic Time Skip: 4 hours later~~
Lucy's POV
I'm currently being dragged into the guild behind Mira and Erza. They have no plans on letting me get out of this situation.
"Lu-chan!" Levy-chan squeals.
"So, Lucy? Who is the perfect man for you?" Evergreen asks. I jaw drop.
"EHH!? THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?!" I scream. Mira nods. I groan. "Mira can I have a chocolate shake?" I ask as I move to sit by the bar, totally not noticing the live feed recording lacrima that was being streamed to Freed and the guys of Fairy Tail.
Mira's POV
As I am making Lucy's shake, I can't help but snicker at the fact that a recording lacrima is in her face, but Levy is distracting her effectively. I dump a little bit of rum into the drink, showing it to the live feed recording lacrima that streams to the one Freed has.
"Here, Lucy." I say, sweetly, wondering how the alcohol will affect her.
Lucy's POV
I really think something's up. I slurp my shake like no tomorrow. I was making my own at home when Erza and Mira burst into my flat, effectively kidnapping me. I frown at that.
"cy! UCY! LUCY!" Erza screams. I jump, dumping half my shake on my white top.
"DAMN YOU ERZA!" I scream, causing Erza to cower. She ruined one of my favorite tops. "YOU RUINED MY PRECIOUS FLIRT SHIRT!" I roar, causing the girls to giggle and cower away from Erza as I yank my whip off my belt. "YOU WILL PAY!" I scream, seeming mad. I wink at Erza, showing her I won't actually hurt her, but I want her to play along. She sends me the slightest of nods, while continuing to cower in fear. "THIS SHIRT COST ME 500 JEWELS AND YOU MADE ME SPILL CHOCOLATE SHAKE ON IT!" I start sobbing, falling to the ground, 'dropping my whip on accident'. I suddenly grab my whip and strike at Erza, making it so it looks and sounds like it hurt, but was only a tickle. "GIMMEE THE MONEY BITCH!" I scream, as Aquarius appears, cleaning my shirt for me. I smile again like there is no problem. Aquarius smiles at me and tackles me in a hug.
"They spiked your drink." She whispered in my ear. I nodded.
"I already knew." I whispered back. Then the alcohol sets in. "MIRA~" I sing. "I WANT A SAKE!" I scream. " AND I WANNA SING TOO!" I add, causing Mira to sweatdrop.
"But who is your perfect guy?!" Mira and Evergreen whine. I giggle.
"I'll tell you at the end of the week. If you don't try to get it out of me sooner." I giggle. Mira nods reluctently. I run up to the stage and choose the song I want. I giggle as the girls crowd the stage. I take a breath before I start singing.
Normal POV
If you really want to know
What I want in a guy...
Lucy sings, smiling at their dumbfounded expressions.
Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine
With hell in his eyes.
I want a devil in skin tight leather,
And he's gonna be wild as the wind.
And one fine night, I'll be holdin' on tight...
~Lucy swings her hips, enticingly, seeing the recording Lacrima. 'Might as well let them have their fun.' She concludes.~
To a coo-oo-ool rider, a coo-oo-ool rider
If he's cool enough,
He can burn me through and through.
Whoa ohhhh
~Lucy twirls around, keeping her hips in the swinging motion~
If it takes forever,
Then I'll wait forever.
No ordinary boy.
~Lucy sings shaking her head and fore finger~
No ordinary boy is gonna do.
I want a rider that's cool.
~Lucy smiles brightly, taking a deep breath before continuing.~
That's the way it's gonna be,
And that's the way that I feel.
I want a whole lore more than the boy next door,
I want hell one wheels.
~Lucy giggles at the girl's dumbfounded expressions.~
Just give me a fine motorcycle,
With a man growin' out of the seat.
And move aside, cause I'm gonna ride...
To a coo-oo-ool rider, a coo-oo-ool rider
If he's cool enough,
He can burn me through and through.
Whoa ohhhh
~Lucy twirls around, keeping her hips in the swinging motion~
If it takes forever,
Then I'll wait forever.
No ordinary boy.
~Lucy sings shaking her head and fore finger~
No ordinary boy is gonna do.
I want a rider that's cool.
I don't want no ordinary guys,
Comin' on strong to me.
They don't know what I'm lookin' for,
They don't know what I need.
~Lucy shakes her head as she continues twirling summoning a black motorcycle~
They're gonna know when he gets here,
Cause the crowd will be shakin'.
I'll do anything to let him know,
That I'm his, his for the takin'.
~Lucy sits on the cycle, grinding against it. 'Hope you boys are enjoying this show' She thinks with a grin~
I wanna coo-oo-ool rider.
A cool, cool, cool rider.
I wanna coo-oo-ool rider.
A cool, cool, cool rider.
I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R.
I need a C-O-O-L- R-I-D-E-R.
I wanna coo-oo-ool rider.
A cool, cool, cool rider.
I wanna coo-oo-ool rider.
A cool, cool, cool rider.
I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R.
I need a C-O-O-L- R-I-D-E-R.
Lucy slumps to the ground, breathless, as the girls scream and shout.
At Blue Pegasis: Freed's POV
"LAXUS! GUYS! GET OVER HERE!" I scream like mad. Suddenly Fairy Tail's men all surround me.
"WHAT'S WRONG FREED?!" Laxus asks, worried. I point at the lacrima and he puts in projection mode, only for all of Fairy Tail's men to gush out a nose bleed. There is Lucy. Innocent Lucy. Grinding against a motorcycle. Dancing so enticingly that even I can't help but want her. Singing like an angel. Look like a devil. What have we gotten ourselves into, Mira?
At Fairy Tail: Normal POV
Mira sneezes.
"Someone must be talking about my beauty." Mira mutters, causing Cana to sweat drop.
