HwyWhHey im shinji

this is the sroty on my life (take her home warm an tight)

i once was a normal kid doin normal kid stuff like palying with legos n shit but thenn my bullshi t ass dad made me get in this goddamn ronobot and FUCKK me my life was ruenied. misto was always yelling an shit and her dumbass penguin is fuuking annoying. i had to fisght angels. FUCKING ANGles.

but then this hot heckin hunk a nice booty hot mama mia supa dupa kawaii sugoi ne twink ass homo came into the picturee and then BAMM yoai is happenening everywere im turnin hella gay hella fasyt his name is kawuro nigiasa hes a hot peice a weenie wow gosh

this h is how i fell in lobeoove

shinjio ikari wahts goingt o school

no no! he was going to be late! "desu d-desu ne!" he exlimade. "im goint to be late desu." he got his toast and ran to school. robot school.

he got to robot shcool where misato was sitting on a chair. "im here an im queer"

"YOUR FUCWSOHING LATE SHINKIIJI!" she whispered

"well maybe if u werent such a dickhole id be here on time i s2g this always happends stop" shinji said. then this FIN E ASS HO walks in all "i am here" he says.

WOWOWOWO HE IS HOT? no homo though just saying hes a hunky monkey hot damn. but anyway shinji is staring at him really homo like (but no homo though) and should probably stop bofore this hottie noticises. shinnjji blushed and looked away. wow look at this hand its so interesting wow wo o um...

kawuro sashays over to the shinij and says "hey there buddy pal friend" kawuiorio says. god damn hot waffle his voice is like freshly sliced peacfhes oHmy df god shinj i s aroused. "oh hi...! hi...im shinji..." he says quietly

" i knwo..." kawo says and how? how does he know omg "what?..." shinj replies

"misatio has told me about you." kaworu says. gosd fuck his face is like jesus's asshole god its so beautiful. "oh.." shinji says. fuck fuck im fucking this up god damn hes going to think im weird godamnit "im kaworu. its nice to finally meet you" he says

shonji hold out his hand to shake kaworos

kawuro shakes his hand and shinji is blushing so mf hard like Dang his hands are super soft

"OH ShiT A ANEGLE!" misato yells

oh no.

lms if u want chapter 2