PUU.

By: ZedXTReaTz

Prologue: Puu Encounters…

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TOBI's ROUTE.

"Lalalalalal~ skippin~ cuz Tobi is a good boy~! Lalalalalala~ Lalalalalala~"

"PuPuPuPuPuPuPu~"

"Lalalalalalala~"

"Pupupupupupupupuuuuuuuuuu~"

"Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"

"PUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~"

-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 7:15 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-DEIDARA's ROUTE.

"Puu! Puu Puu Puuu! Puu!? Puuuuu!"

"…the hell, yeah?"

"Puu puu…!"

"Friggin weirdoes nowadays."

"P-U-U!"

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KISAME's ROUTE.

"…puu puu…"

"What's wrong, pinky?"

"Puu puu!"

"…Did you say something 'bout my skin just now?"

"P-puu?"

"You totally just said something 'bout my skin, didn't you!?"

"PUUUhuuuuuhuuu!"

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SASORI'S ROUTE.

"Puu."

"Hm?"

"Puu."

'…Pink hair…'

"Puu."

"…"

"Puupuupuuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuu."

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HIDAN's ROUTE.

"That fuckin' gaytard always fuckin' making me bring this piece of shit for him—

"Puu~"

"Da fuck you lookin' at, freak?"

"PUU!"

"Are you friggin retarded!? Speak WORDS dumb bitch!"

"PUUU!"

"Hey-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'!? GAH! NOW YOU FUCKIN DESTROYED IT! DAMMIT! HE's GONNA KILL ME!

"Puuhuuhuu~"

"Great, now I gotta go back and get a new one! I'll get you back for this, bitch!"

"Puuuu~~~"

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ITACHI's ROUTE.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Puu."

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Puu says this is only the beginning. Puu agrees that this might certainly be a weird story. Puu asks for you to just go along with it!

PUU WANTS REVIEWS~ p.s. Puu would like ya'll to know that the author doesn't own "Naruto". Puu loves you~

-ZedXTReaTz-