PUU.
By: ZedXTReaTz
Prologue: Puu Encounters…
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 7:00 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
TOBI's ROUTE.
"Lalalalalal~ skippin~ cuz Tobi is a good boy~! Lalalalalala~ Lalalalalala~"
"PuPuPuPuPuPuPu~"
"Lalalalalalala~"
"Pupupupupupupupuuuuuuuuuu~"
"Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"
"PUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~"
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 7:15 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-DEIDARA's ROUTE.
"Puu! Puu Puu Puuu! Puu!? Puuuuu!"
"…the hell, yeah?"
"Puu puu…!"
"Friggin weirdoes nowadays."
"P-U-U!"
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 7:32 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
KISAME's ROUTE.
"…puu puu…"
"What's wrong, pinky?"
"Puu puu!"
"…Did you say something 'bout my skin just now?"
"P-puu?"
"You totally just said something 'bout my skin, didn't you!?"
"PUUUhuuuuuhuuu!"
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 7:49 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
SASORI'S ROUTE.
"Puu."
"Hm?"
"Puu."
'…Pink hair…'
"Puu."
"…"
"Puupuupuuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuupuu."
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 8:06 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
HIDAN's ROUTE.
"That fuckin' gaytard always fuckin' making me bring this piece of shit for him—
"Puu~"
"Da fuck you lookin' at, freak?"
"PUU!"
"Are you friggin retarded!? Speak WORDS dumb bitch!"
"PUUU!"
"Hey-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'!? GAH! NOW YOU FUCKIN DESTROYED IT! DAMMIT! HE's GONNA KILL ME!
"Puuhuuhuu~"
"Great, now I gotta go back and get a new one! I'll get you back for this, bitch!"
"Puuuu~~~"
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- 8:25 am -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
ITACHI's ROUTE.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Puu."
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Puu says this is only the beginning. Puu agrees that this might certainly be a weird story. Puu asks for you to just go along with it!
PUU WANTS REVIEWS~ p.s. Puu would like ya'll to know that the author doesn't own "Naruto". Puu loves you~
-ZedXTReaTz-
