Dear Bitch-Who-Won't-Let-Me-Call-Her-LeLe

Dear James,

You're an asshole.

Love,
Lily

Dear LeLe,

Wha'd I do?

Love,
James

Dear James,

You're a smart boy. You figure it out.

Love,
Lily

PS-Don't call me LeLe.

Dear Bitch-Who-Won't-Let-Me-Call-Her-LeLe,

What, did you give birth and I wasn't there or something?

Love,
James

Dear Asshole-of-a-Husband,

I knew you where a smart boy.

Love,
Lily

Dear Lily,

WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I DIDN'T KNOW, I WOULD HAVE COME BACK TO LONDON IF YOU'LD TOLD ME!

Love,
James

Dear Husband-Who-Has-Mistaken-Me-With-His-Best-Friend,

I did write you. Remus wrote you. Even Dumbledore wrote you.

Love,
Lily

Dear Lily,

I never got a letter like that. I'm on my way home right now. What could have happened to three letters?

Love,
James

Dear James,

I think they know.

Love,
Lily

Dear Lily,

You think who knows what? I'm almost home.

Love,
James

Dear James,

I think the Death Eaters now know about Harry.

Love,
Lily