Hello, and welcome to...another story by the great, ame-tennyo!!!
Sad Walk Woman: Her second Yu Yu Hakusho fan fiction.
Happy Dance Man: ACTION!!! It is fun to write action!!!
How would YOU know?
Happy Dance Man: ...Moo?
Super Titles: Oh, yes, ame-tennyo owns Yu Yu Hakusho alright. It turns out she is a direct decendent of Yoshihiro Togashi, and will inherit it when he dies...HAHAHA!!! You wish.
I'm American. Wouldn't I have to be of even loose Asian decent to be even loosely related to the great Togashi-sama? All I know that is in me is British and Indian...or Native American...or American Indian. Whatever the hell they're calling them these days.
Chapter One...Ye Olde Deserted City
Lazzocelatt (Latt-ZO-sel-lat), a one thriving city in the horrid desert of Makai. Yes, ONCE thriving. A small grassy plain, turned dirt and sand by the elements. Indeed, wind, water, and fire WERE much like a demon in themselves in Makai. (Wind, water, and fire created naturally, not by demons) All the citizens that could abondoned the place when the first signs of danger aproached. The rest; died. By disease brought by the winds of other lands (By the water as well), suffocation from the built up sand, and spontanious combustion from the new heat waves.
Why am I explaining this all to you, you ask?
"Come on! What kinda stupid demon would hide out here to scheme a plan to steal the documents that say "demons can't harm humans" from Reikai?" asked a very digruntled Yusuke as he walked along a sand hill to get to the entrance of the city,"Oh, God. I'm talkin' to myself! This heat's driving me insane!" with that, he threw off his backpack (containing clothes and emergency food Which was missing a pack a chips already). He grabbed the collar of his shirt a fanned his neckline with it by shaking it,"Phew!...I wonder when Kuwabara's gettin' here...He said he'd leave once he said his goodbyes to Yukina...Maybe I shoulda gone with him; it's his third trip to Makai, but it's the first one he's actually gone alone..."
In a few minutes, Yusuke finally came to the gates of the city. He walked right up to the huge doors and placed a palm on either one. He gave a little push, but the door was eroded from years of miscare. He pushed a little harder; nothing,"Come on, you stupid piece a crap," he backed up a bit and rammed his palms into the doors.
BAM!!!
The doors slide open, swung all the way back to the inside walls, and bounced off them a little. Yusuke stumbled a bit, with the absence of the wall to hold his weight, but stood up straight. He looked around and was...not quite impressed,"Town's a crappy as the door..."
Lo and behold, broken houses all along a main road was all Yusuke could see. But he knew, that in one of them, were demons; the enemy.
Yusuke started his trip into the depths of the town, he feet sometimes sinking in deep piles of sand. He continues to scan his surroundings, and sees that only a few buildings were in one piece. Those buildings' windows were completely covered in a fine sheet of dirt.
Hm...If we have to stay for the night, we'll find the best shelter in one of those...No one will be able to see us...Unless we happen to pick the one THEIR sleeping in... (Yusuke? Planning ahead? gasp Who'da thunk it?)
Suddenly, Yusuke stopped. He sensed that he would have regreted it if he had taken another step. He crouched down and cautiously swiped away some dirt from a particular spot in front of him. Sure enough, a section of a rope was uncovered. Yusuke tugged at the rope. The dirt shifted as he pulled higher, showing the hanyou that it went all the way across the street, in both directions. When Yusuke finally got to the height that a foot goes before desending, and the rope tightened.
WOOSH!!!
"ARGH!!!" Yusuke jumped back (which was difficult, being in a crouched position and all) and blades came out of dirt covered holes in the sides of the buildings on either side of him. They stabbed into the walls opposite, a little lower than their counterparts' launching hole, due to gravity. Yusuke paused a few moments and stood up, then walked to his left. He inspected the blades on this side,"Of course...," he muttered. They were tipped in poisen.
"OI!!! URAMESHI!!!" cried an oh-so familair voice. Yusuke turned around and saw Kuwabara running toward him from the direction of the gates. He was pulling along his own backpack.
"Yo!" Yusuke answered, then happened to look down at Kuwabara's feet at just the right moment,"GET DOWN!!!"
"Huh?" Kuwabara looked down, and saw he was about to step on a mine (which Yusuke luckily avoided earlier). But it was too late, his foot already had half his weight pressing down on it. Kuwabara jumped off it, causing it to explode. Both Reikai Tantei were blown back.
After a few dozen coughs, Yusuke stood up and saw Kuwabara was okay. The orange-head walked around the blackened dirt and made his way to Yusuke,"Not very safe here, is it?"
"No shit, Sherlock."
They both continued Yusuke's path. Kuwabara was the first to break the silence,"So, uh, has Kurama or Hiei come yet?"
"Does it look like they did?"
"You'd figure Hiei'd be here first, what with living here and all..."
"Probably got delayed by Mukuro."
"Yeah."
THISISTHEENDOFTHISCHAPTER
YIPPEE! Chapter one done! Hope you like it! (Hiei and Kurama coming next chapter)
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