A/N: A random scene I thought of in math class. Because, you know, what would I possibly do in math? Math? I don't think so! Too much work. I love to write like this, I think it's funny. Alright, read and enjoy!
Kakashi is at Iruka's house, laying sprawled out on his back on the couch reading an Icha Icha Paradise book. He had just gotten to the best part when Iruka suddenly waltzes over and straddles him, pulling down the fabric of his mask, kissing him harshly on the lips and grinding into the jounin's lap.
"What are you going to do to me, Kashi-koi?" Iruka asks, licking a line down Kakashi's neck and throat before sucking gently on the junction between his neck and shoulders, a feral growl rumbling in Kakashi's chest.
"Anything, Ruru-kun, anything you want." Kakashi grabbed Iruka's hips, pulling their bodies flush together and groaning softly into his ear.
Kakashi missed the devious smirk on Iruka's face. "Anything I want, Kashi? Anything in the world?" He kissed him one last time before removing Kakashi's hands from his body and standing up, giggling softly as the mismatched black and red eyes followed Iruka's movements. "Come help me with the dishes." With that, Iruka leaves the room, laughing quietly to himself.
Kakashi's jaw dropped. "Ne, Dolphin-chan! What?! Where are you going?!"
