Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)

Title: Scrumptiously Sweaty Yard Boy Needed

Rating: M

Word Count (minus A/N and header): 153

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I need a sexy man to call attention to my precious melons. (Port Angeles WA)
Date: 2011-10-6, 6:24 AM
Reply to: juicymelonsftw! (at) craigslist (dot) org


My prized honeydew melons aren't getting the attention they deserve. I have spent the last five years entering them into the Port Angeles County Fair and they have never won. That's not to say they can't win. My melons are the biggest, juiciest, nicest looking melons around. Yet, Jessica Stanley has won all five years! Why? Because of the delicious yard boy she has puttering around every time the judges visit. The judges get so distracted by the gorgeous stud in her lawn that they lose focus and judge improperly.

Well, this year, that award is mine!

I want a finely chiseled specimen of my own to call attention to my precious melons! They will die without proper praise and I demand they get that blue ribbon this year. I want someone who can distract the judges and garner the notice my melons deserve!

If you think you are the man for the job, contact me immediately.

Note: working without a shirt IS necessary.


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