Greetings Earthlings! I've completely finished this little series, but I'll be posting a drabble a day just to space things out. Confession time: I adore Two-Bit, and thus he manages to worm his way in to almost half of them. Please note that I'm going by the novel's interpretation of the characters rather than the movies'.

Also, I wrote this for an English assignment. Fun fact.

Disclaimer: I don't own these guys. I'm not that cool.

And on that note: enjoy!

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Two-Bit:

"Why this damn-!"

I proceeded to cheerfully make use of my extensive (in this area, at least) vocabulary and insult the ungainly public bathroom stall door currently blocking me. After five good minutes of cursing, I decided that the lock just wasn't listening and went for my trusty switchblade.

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...which, of course, I had left in my other jeans. Well, that was a problem.

What to do? The stall loved me so much that it refused to let me go. Unfortunately, I didn't actually have time to stay in here all day. So I apologized to the stall, told it I didn't feel the connection, and crawled under the door. I then stood up, dusted myself off, and promptly proceeded to wash my hands as if nothing had happened.

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Whadd'ya think?

See ya tomorrow!

-Unconscious Again