LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, this is a true story about me and my friend, Kat Wink (that's her profile). Well, at least the last part... I'm being dead serious. Now, whenever I mention hipbones, she bursts out laughing.


He had insisted on coming over. Despite Lithuania saying that he needed to get his work done, Poland had insisted. Lithuania had been in his room when Poland burst through the door,

"I'm HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!"

"Hmm? Oh, hi. I need to finish this today, so I won't really be able to do anything but this, got it?"

"Ugh! Fine, that is so boring though!"

"I need to get this done or I'm done for, so just... I don't know." Poland sat down on a chair next to Lithuania's bed, watching Lithuania as he worked. Lithuania was laying on his stomach, feet on his pillow and propping his upper body up with his elbows as he typed away on his computer.

"Liiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttt tt! I'm bored!"

Silence. Lithuania ignored him as he continued to type away.

"Liet? Hello?" No answer. Poland tried to distract him, and it didn't work. Poland sighed, and then smirked, *getting up on the bed and climbing over Liet, so that his stomach rested in the curve of his back, his feet dangling off the side of the bed. Lithuania stopped typing for a second and turned his head slightly. Poland, delighted that he had gotten Liet's attention, was about to say something, when Lithuania, in the calmest, low voice said,

"I can feel your hipbones." Before turning back to the screen and continuing what he was doing.*


Ok, Poland, you creeper. Alright, where the stars are is what actually happened between me and my friend. The funny thing was, the minute that happened,

My mom walked in on us.

It looked so wrong.

We burst out laughing hysterically.

Ah, good times.