WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. (FICTION)

A BIOLOGY EXPERIMENT IN RYONAN

Aida as the dissector

Koshino as the supplier

Sendoh as the sarcastic handler

An operatic cockroach as the specimen

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A cockroach steps cautiously across the floor, and is promptly levitated painfully by a feeler.

Aida: Yo Check! A cockroach for our biology experiment!

Aida proceeds to tie the screaming (well, it is operatic) cockroach to the 'operating table' (really a matchbox, but who cares?).

Koshino: Na. (Chinese translation: here)

Aida: A sterilizer?

Koshino: You don't know where it's been.

Aida: Oh.

Cockroach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Aida: Knife!

Koshino: Knife.

Aida slits open the cockroach. He ducks as blood sprays out. Koshino gets a basin.

Aida: Check! Small intestine!

Sendoh: That's the smallest small intestine I've ever seen.

Aida: Check! Large intestine!

Sendoh: This large intestine is so tiny… Talk about irony!

Aida reaches inside the cockroach again.

Aida: Check! Sto-oops!

The stomach rips into two, spilling dilute hydrochloric acid back on the cockroach. The cockroach lets out one last scream and officially KOs.

Koshino: //turns green// Was that supposed to happen?

Sendoh: No…

Aida: Look at THIS!

He cautiously removes the anus. Sendoh takes it from him.

Sendoh: Eh?

Sendoh gives it a slight squeeze, and something drops out of a hole.

Sendoh: What wassat?

Aida: Cockroach shit.

Sendoh places the anus and the cockroach shit alongside the 'large' and small intestines in the basin.

Unfortunately, Koshino, who has turned even greener, throws all he had for breakfast into the basin, as well as onto our poor little sunshine-faced handler.

Sendoh: Damn it! I just took a bath too!

Aida: Where are the parts we dissected?

Sendoh: I think I see the anus, waaaaaay over there next to that greenish-yellow thingy.

Aida: //looks at Koshino// Yo Check! He's gonna do it again!

THE END OF THE BIOLOGY EXPERIMENT

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Written by: LENG