Summary: A snippet of random. Inspired by me and my dance partner when we dance ballroom. :) I originally tried to make another Kankurou one shot... but couldn't. This is the random result.
Heterosexual Dancing
"You are so gay." The male scoffed.
"I'm not soooo gay… bitch." The female retorted, scowling as she spun and then be pulled back into his arms. Her hips swayed to the music, and although she tried to keep her eyes locked with his, it was proving futile. Girl after girl, beautiful breasts shimmied around her and taunted her constantly. The agony of being stuck with a man was proving… annoying, to say the least.
"Tch, then why don't you focus on your dance partner for more than two seconds? All we've been doing staring at the other girls."
"Either grow boobs or stare at mine, dude. I've got a nice pair and couldn't care less."
"You're shameless, you know that?" He told her with a roll of his eyes. She flashed a smirk at him as she followed his lead and stepped forward, then back. She twirled once more, and apologized kindly when she bumped into another dancer. When she was pulled back, rather roughly, Kankurou tried to catch her attention again. "I like to dance. I'm not here to stare at your breasts the entire time."
"Kankurou, we're doing the salsa." She spoke in a low voice, and pulled herself closer to him. "the most perverted dance ever known. And I have to dance it with a man who is too shy to ask another man or woman to dance." He pushed her away but stayed within reach.
"You don't have to dance with me. Why don't you learn the guy's part and dance with other girls?"
"Because it seems like heterosexuality is contagious."
"…What?"
