Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya, these limericks are owned by me.

Russia

I am Russia, love vodka and the cold,

Have done since the days of old,

Mess with my head, and I'll soon make you dead, Kolkolkol…

Japan

Hello? My name is Japan,

I'm ever so shy a man,

I won't come outside, I'll just stay in and hide, and I'll avoid social matters if I can.

America

I'm the hero, I'll save the day!

I'll blow all the bad guys away,

Soon as I eat, some butts will get beat, 'cause that's the Alfred way!

England

I've nothing to do, so screw it,

Only because the author's making me do it,

I don't have the time to think of a decent rhyme, now get out of my face, you git!

This is what happens when a bored writer decides to try limericks! Hehe~

Oh, and I just became a beta reader, so if you need anything proof-read, PM me so I can add you, then I'll happily go through your fic!

Bye~

-Kitty x