The hestory of the US. By wenniethecool

during the radificaton of the U.s Constiuion manyy dont know that there mite have not breen a US. becuse the fact fact that at the 9 state Convintion, wennie the Pooh ubjectid to it and mad it so tat it cudont be radified exept that it was but i will tell you how. Winnie sayd, 'O bother! i ubjict to this one thing - oh brother' The man says 'who dares cunfron this passing? WHO will attack this demonac trechery of man….. who will tri him for treson?" the uther men beet their caines on the floor in agrgument at the mans statemint. …..sudinly too cats, dresed in colonalclothes, with cincirned looks on ther faces and there eyes were tinnkling in the light of the very bright candle lended out thir hand as to say….. "we will helpp you". ANd ten the jumpt off the balconee sohard and went to Winnie. they piked him up becase one cat was on his right and the uther on hise left and tey had there claws hook't in hs blud red shirt so that no one culd opull out them claws. tey trow him down so fast and his bones broke becuse they were made out of STuffing that was hardneded with huney but the hevy candles made it soft with heet….

Teh peeple of AmErica hit him alot with shovels and wepons and ten tey burnt him at the steak. winnie the pooh was not always bad he becam that way sence his insidint where cris robin ate some of his last huney drops. Which made him angy…..but furst you hav to here this storey….HE was in the revolutonor wars ware his harded skin soked up the british bullitsthat they shootid at hjim and the colonalists melted them back down in to new bullits after the fiteing. And the fihteing wuz HARD man!1 HE even jumpt dup in the air reel highand his red shirted blinded the briish so that theyu could not kill aney one and their bull-ets got cawht in his collar and shoot out arownd the curv teh uher side and went bac at the enema and killed them with alot of blud. At night Winnie wud go to the tavurn and danse and dink alcahal but he turnd down all teh girls that wanted to go out with hm because he din't have a weenie and it was sad!

BUT all thes changed a lot when cris robin drink/ate his latest huney drooplits one day he felt bitraed..and sayed 'oh bother cristofer robins u waill be tried for treeson nd hangt forever moore for all the time you hurt me dont alleinate ,me! Sence he was fild wit hardined huney he was so hevy and one day cris was swiming nd pooh come up under him and huged his legs and mad him way hevy and he drown inthere!...sooo that was whyhe was the whit hous there is a photo panting of the exat moment the cats lended out the hand. too this day…THee panting is a monumint to the beests and men comin togther to acheev so mch just so mutch! That is Americana!

Ther cud be the fact that the catsp paw is poynting at tresher maps? Lik in 'NATONAL TRESHWR. were there is thresher.