Fish-e: 3 3 3 3 3 3

Liz: You okay fish-e?

Fish-e: Kisame…..*drool*

Patty: Heh heh! She's got a crush! A crush! A crush! A crush!

Konan: Oh Kay then….

Liz: *sigh* Konan can you please unfold the origami and read what the paper said please?

Konan: Fine, Ahem, Fish-e doesn't own anything but the story, if she did…oh dear you'd really do that to Kisame?

Fish-e: Yep.

Konan: You sure you don't mean Pain or Itachi?

Fish-e: Yes.

Konan: REALY?

Fish-e: Yes, though Pain and Itachi and the others are cute, I like Kisame the best.

Konan: Whatever floats your boat I guess….

Patty: On with the show!

Kisame's date!

Kisame walked slowly around the Aquarium. Earlier the Akatsuki had, for some odd reason, decided to go for an outing, however they'd split up in to separate groups leaving Kisame by himself. First Konan and Pain and Pain and Pain and the other Pains had gone of some were to do god knows what, then Toby had dragged Deirdra and Itachi off to look at the jellyfish, next Hidan had gotten kicked out for his 'swearing problem' and Sasori had volunteered to take him home (and make sure that he didn't kill the security guard and get them all kicked out), then Kakuzu, the greedy ass, had decided that it was to god damn expensive for them to be hear and had persuaded the owner to give him a complete refund and a bit more by using his strings in some very deadly ways then left. So it had been Zetsu and Kisame which was fine, until Zetsu had spotted a girl around his own age and claimed she looked very delicious and swept her out of the Aquarium asking her if she'd like to "come over for diner", unknowingly she'd obliged and Zetsu had left with his tasty little snack. Kisame was now very sad, he'd asked a young lady if she'd like to go to diner but she'd declined, he later found out she was Gaara's sister and had a date with the lazy ass of konoha. Turning towards the shark tank he sighed, then gasped. The shark was right in front of him! Looking right at him! He read the tag; female great white. Looking up he realized something, he was half shark so this was perfect! Looking straight at the beast, determination in his eyes he asked:

"You wanna go out for dinner some time?"

Patty, Liz, and Konan: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Fish-e: Sorry Kisame….

Patty: Ohey! Konan!

Konan: Yes…..

Patty: bet you can't you make me an origami giraffe!

Konan: Easy! *begins working*

Patty: Whoa!

Liz: You do realize she just tricked you in to making you do that right?

Konan: Yes now watch this. *makes the origami giraffe start chasing Patty*

Patty: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIZZZZ! HELP!

Liz: Giggle, Right, giggle, right away, giggle, Patty!

Konan & Fish-e burst out laughing as Liz transforms and Patty starts blasting the giraffe.

Fish-e: To find out how Konan made the giraffe come to life watch Naruto or Naruto shipppuden!

Konan: And to find out how Liz and Patty Killed my masterpiece watch Souleater!

Fish-e: Bye!