Welcome to Japan!
By Lexi Tieng




Once upon a time,there was a handsome elf named Legolas.One day,Legolas was watching
Cartoon Network when he found out that he had won the Powerpuff Girls sweepstakes and had gotten
a free trip to Japan!Yeah!

When Legolas arived in Japan,the sunny clear sky turned black and a heavy downpour started.So
to the nearest house for shelter he went.The minute he found a house,he went inside and found former
Team Rocket members Jessie and James making "relentless" love to each otherJ&J,noticing the confused
(and disqusted)stranger,imedeatly broke apart and,due to the power of anime,imedeatly changed into kimonos

"Umm..hi...",Legolas started,"Arent you the dudes from Pokemon?"

"Yeah,whats it to an american boy like you?"

"Nothing really...."

Jessie looked out the window,"Dude,it stopped raining!James,you said we could go see Harry Potter!"

"Oh,alright..."James agreed,"Wanna come?...er...whats your name?"

"Legolas,and sure,I'll come!"

So Legolas,Jessie,and James went to go see Harry Potter.However,on the way,they ran into,dun dun DUN!
Sailor Moon!Legolas had to agree,she was H-O-T!

"Dude,your Sailor Moon!"James cried,"Your like,the hottest chick in Japan!"

SM's eyes lit up,"Yeah!Kung Fu hamsters rock!"

Jessie,feeling a teeny bit jealous,changed the subject,"Ahem.First of all,they're called Pokemon,
NOT kung fu hamsters.Second,we're on our way to see Harry Potter,wanna come?"

"Okay!"

So Legolas,Jessie,James,and Sailor Moon went to go see Harry Potter.Along the way,they met a homeless
bum named Jenifer.Legolas,J&J,& Sailor Moon felt sorry for her,so they invited her come along as well.

"I dont like Harry Potter,but I think his actors coute,so,okay!"Jeni excliamed.So,Legolas,Jessie,James,
Sailor Moon,& Jenifer,went to go see Harry Potter.

Suddenly,Legolas smelled a bad stench,"Who goes there?",Legolas prepared his trademark bow and arrow.
"Just,who does this guy think he is?Robin Hood?",SM whispered to Jessie."Well,ya gotta admit...hes one cute robin hood!!"
Jessie remarked.SM just sighed.

Out of nowhere,an evil looking guy with hair that looked as though it had enough grease to supply
a truck for at least a year appeared.Everyone looked at him in horror and disqust.Legolas still looking
ready to fight.

"Who are you?" Legolas asked.

"Profesor Severus Snape."The man replied in a creepy kinda way.

"Your the gothic guy from Harry Potter!"Jenifer gasped.

"Indeed I am,foolish teenagers,and if you were going to see The Chamber Of Secrets,
Im afraid its already over"

"What?!"The group gasped.

"However,Im feeling rather generous today.You see,the Dragonball Z live action movie is out tomorow
and Im willing to offer you firsties.That is if you could do three things for me."

"What do you want?"Sailor Moon questioned.

"Hook me a date with Avril Lagvine,destroy the evil Eminem,and teach my potions class for a week."
Snape smirked.

"Umm..we dont know anything about potions."Legolas frowned.

"Yeah,and whos Avril Lagvine?"James pondered

"Eminem scares me!"Jessie cried.

"Well then,thats YOUR problem..."And with that,Snape left.
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