THE FAULT IN OUR BROMANCE

Jason glanced up at the horizons of blue sky over head, missing his girlfriend Piper.

Okay, he wasn't really thinking about Piper, and she wasn't really his girlfriend, they had broken up a few months ago. Instead he was thinking about the sexy beast right across from him, and no, it wasn't his reflection.

It was Percy Jackson.

The guy was so suave and debonair and had so much damning loyalty that it made Jason's brain unhinge. He couldn't help himself, it was Valentine's Day and he was once again, like every other year of his life, alone.

This was leading him to do some crazy things, but Percy liked crazy. At least, Jason hoped he did.

Jason snuck up on Percy, went super close to his ear and seductively whispered, "Bro."

Percy had been much too busy admiring the picture of his very beautiful best friend Annabeth, with whom he had plans to hang out with soon, to notice Jason's alluring presence coming up behind him until it was too late.

Percy knew where an encounter with Jason would eventually escalate to, and he didn't really want to blow off Annabeth again…

But screw Annabeth Percy thought My Bro is here for me.

Percy tried his best to seductively turn around but ended up bumping his head against the bridge of Jason's nose, causing his glasses to fall off.

Jason chuckled lightly and proceeded to bend down to pick up his glasses, but Percy stopped him and said, "You dropped your glasses, not soap. So let me get them for you."

Jason suppressed a blush and thanked Percy once his glasses were firmly in place.

Hmmm Jason thought, Firm… much like a certain asset of Percy's.

It wasn't until he saw the pupils of the young man in front of him dilate that he realized he had said that aloud.

Instead of cursing him to Tartarus though, Percy laughed and shook off the compliment about his assets and replied with a, "you too bro"

"Thanks bro" Jason replied, feeling his confidence boost once again, much like other parts of Jason wanted to do.

Time seemed to come to a stop just then, at least for Percy it did. Percy wasn't the most aware guy in his opinion, and he certainly wasn't the lovey gushy type, especially for his best bro, Jason. But he couldn't help the butterflies that formed in his stomach every time he looked at the other boy's gorgeous, electrifying eyes.

"Hey bro" Percy said, timid for the first time in his life, "Your eyes are so beautiful, and they're so blue, like the ocean."

Jason blushed profoundly and scrambled his head for a reply, "Your eyes are beautiful too, and they're so green, just like my diarrhea."

That was it; that was all it took for Percy to fall madly in love with Jason. But it could never be. Percy knew what he had to do. He lured Jason into a bro-hug before pulling away and stabbing him in the side. It hurt Percy to do it, but Jason was too sexy to live, and in Camp Half-Blood only Percy could be the best demigod. He could have no competition with the bro he was madly infatuated with.

However the least he could do was comfort Jason in his dying moments because Percy truly loved him, even though he knew he just about killed him.

Once Jason was dead Percy took his limp body into the forest to perform a Pocahontas mating ritual he read about in school,

Then, Percy ate Jason and absorbed his sexiness, and every time Percy looked in the mirror, he saw Jason bending over to pick up his soap.

I mean his glasses.

THE END.