""Mmm, tacos." Kled says as he has another bite of his delicious taco. "You sure you don't want any, Skaarl?"

""SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #$$ ^%^# #^ #^ ^% ^ #"

""SKARRL YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR #$%^* POTTY MOUTH! DON'T CUSS IF YOU DON'T WANT ONE!" Kled screams at the lizard.

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"OH, THAT'S IT MISTER!" Kled says, taco shell flying out of his mouth. "NO MORE TV PRIVALEGES FOR A WHOLE MONTH!"

"Scree?"

""YES I KNOW THERE BACHELORETTE SEASON FINALLE IS TODAY! I DON'T CARE!" Skaarl's pupils dilate in fear. But, Kled doesn't know about the-

"I KNOW YOU HAVE ANOTHER #^$%! REMOTE ON YOU SKAARL! DON'T MAKE ME TAKE AWAY YOUR CHEERIO STASH AS WELL!"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

"YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET STASH! GIVE ME THE REMOTE NOW SKAARL!"

Skaarl, frozen in fear, accidentally sh%*s himself in front of Kled.

"HOLY SH-" Kled is cut off by the sound of a flute in the distance.

"WHO THE #$^% IS PLAYING THAT #$%%^ FLUTE?! SKAARL IS THAT YOUR NOSE FLUTE #$% AGAIN? IF IT IS, STOP THE #$^*%$ FLUTE NOSE!"

"SCREEEEE!"

"Wait, so it isn't you?"

"SCREE!"

"There's someone else on my land then! Wait a second... Trespassers?" Kled asks with glee in his voice.

"SCREEEE!"

"TRESPASSER!"

"SCREEEEEEE!"

"You're right, Skaarl. LET'S GO KICK SOME TRESPESSING ASS!"

"quack"


Yasuo has been wandering for years. He is desperate for a place to rest and some food. All he has is a crappy flute he occasionally plays crappy music on. Yasuo is so bored. He unzips his pants and starts to jack-

"TRESPASSING ASS!" Echoes across the valley where Yasuo is. Yasuo looks up and sees dust rise in the distance. The faint outline of a rider and their steed is in the distance. "Oh, sh**." Yasuo says to himself. He turns to run, sprinting as fast as he can with unzipped pants on. He really wished now that he didn't wear his spongebob boxers, but they were the only clean ones he had

He feels something latch onto the back of his pants.

"HAHAHAHA SKAARL I GOT HIM WITH MY BEAR TRAP! TAKE THAT YOU FLUTE HOBO!"

Luckily for him, it didn't latch on to his ass. Unluckily for him, his pants will be ripped off and Kled will laugh his ass off at him. Yasuo tries to stop, but it's too late. His pants rip off and he is exposed to Kled. Kled stops, frozen.

"OMG ARE THOSE SPONGEBOB BOXERS? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ARE THOSE #$%^$# KARBBY PATTIES?! OMG WAIT IS THAT PATRICK TOO? HAHAHAHAHA SKAARL LOOK!"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

" YES I KNOW YOU CAN'T WATCH SPONGEBOB TODAY BECAUSE I TOOK THE REMOTE! Wait a minute... I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR #$%^*$ REMOTE SKAARL! GIMME IT RIGHT NOW!"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SWALLOWED IT? YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT! ONCE WE GET HOME I WILL GIVE YOU A NICE SPANKING, YOU HEAR ME?"

Skaarl quivers in fear, but he is immortal and is only pretending to be scared . Unbeknownst to them, Yasuo has put his torn pants back on and is shuffling away in shame. As he walks away he hears, "WHADYAH MEAN WE LET HIM GO? OMG SKAARL I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO CANCEL YOUR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION!"

"SQUACK!"


If you didn't know already, Kled is a potty mouth just saying.