Senseless Nothings

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Dear Santa,

I want to inform you that there is a big sale at K-mart.

Don't go there cause you will be killed, and that a goat beat up a shrew and squirls rock!

I lost my pencil. Shannah is annoying, she should be locked away in the looney ben.

And stop giving her prozack!!!!!!!

My sister was bittin by a moose, really it was a moose,

She was carving her initials into it's side with a toothbrush. Moose bites can be pretty nasty

I once had a Llama, he was a special Llama that could fly!

Come to Canada and see all the trees!

And Frigget McMonkey was a friend of mine, he died though, it was really sad,

He was standing next to my sister as she was carving her initials into the moose,

And the moose sat on him just before it bit my sister.

It took 3 days for me to reach my home. A bug flew at night,

To play poker with a shrew. See the amazing diving flea, and watch the dog do his trick.

I went on the hunt for the moose that bit my sister and killed my friend. I never found him,

But I did find this really pretty rock on the ground and I put it in my pocket,

But it must have fallen out because I don't know what happened to it.

Sincerely,

Much Ado About Nothing.