Total randomness. Emmett and SmarterChild. Enjoy )

Oh, and Emmett is on Bella's screenname, that's why it's BellaNotte

xXBellaNotteXx: I AM EMMETT HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: You're a weird one

SmarterChild: And you think you're normal?

xXBellaNotteXx: Well...no

SmarterChild: OK, fine.

xXBellaNotteXx: You know, you kind of hurt my feelings there and all you can say is "ok, fine"?

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

xXBellaNotteXx: Are you stupid or something?

SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I stupid?

xXBellaNotteXx: Actually, yeah.

SmarterChild: Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.

xXBellaNotteXx: O

SmarterChild: Oh?

xXBellaNotteXx: M

SmarterChild: N!

xXBellaNotteXx: G

SmarterChild: H!

xXBellaNotteXx!

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

xXBellaNotteXx: You did NOT just call me a human!

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: I am a vampire. VAMPIRE. V-A-M-P-I-R-E

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: It's not that hard to understand

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: I am a blood sucking, sun hating VAMPIRE

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: God, you're a retard

SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.

xXBellaNotteXx: Why are you on Bella's buddy list thingy anyway?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Seriously, I knew her human friends were kind of dense, but you're like...whoa

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

xXBellaNotteXx: Don't tell me what to do weirdo!

SmarterChild: OK, I won't tell you.

xXBellaNotteXx: RIGHT ANSWER!

SmarterChild: Sorry?

xXBellaNotteXx: URRRGGHH!

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

xXBellaNotteXx: OF COURSE YOU DIDN't!

SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?

1 You Can't Take It with You

2 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

3 The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

4 E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

xXBellaNotteXx: Movies? wth? Are you like trying to ask me out on a date or something?

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: And for the record, I choose VeggieTales, cuz singing vegtables so totally PWN!

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

xXBellaNotteXx: URGH! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!

SmarterChild: Sorry, what?

xXBellaNotteXx: I.Want.To.Rip.Your.Head.Off

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, deep breath Emmett, calm yourself

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.

xXBellaNotteXx: I knew that. Do I look stupid to you?

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: Good, because if you had I'd rip your face off

SmarterChild: Pardon?

xXBellaNotteXx: God, you just don't understand threats do you? I'd.rip.your.face.off!

SmarterChild: I am a simple computer. Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.

xXBellaNotteXx: ...um, what? I'm confuzzled now

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: Can you answer anything?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Yeah, that's kind of what I thought

SmarterChild: You think right.

xXBellaNotteXx: Damn straight

SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.

xXBellaNotteXx: No, rainbows are colorful, damn straight is an expression, therefore not colorful

SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

xXBellaNotteXx: damn hell shit, yeah, I know quite a few

SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

xXBellaNotteXx: WHOA WHOA WHOA! Haven't we gone over this before? I am NOT A HUMAN!

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: I swear, you call me human one more time and I will break you in to a million little SmarterChild pieces

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Well that makes sense, seeing as you are an idiot

SmarterChild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.

xXBellaNotteXx: Dude...don't insult the E-Man's insults

SmarterChild: You shut up.

xXBellaNotteXx: Oh hell no! You did NOT just tell me to shut up

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

xXBellaNotteXx: Oh I see, pulling the innocent act huh? Well, it's not gonna work!

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: Why does that not surprise me?

SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

xXBellaNotteXx: Again, shocker...

SmarterChild: Let's talk hockey. Here's what I can tell you about:

1 Scores

2 Standings

What may I interest you in?

xXBellaNotteXx: Hockey? Where did that come from?

SmarterChild: Where did what come from?

xXBellaNotteXx: The fact that you just pulled up hockey as a topic out of nowhere

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: ...of course not

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

xXBellaNotteXx: You know, you never did answer my earlier question, why ARE you on Bella's buddy list?

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

xXBellaNotteXx: Why are you on Bella's buddy list?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, let me rephrase for ya, how do you know Bella?

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: Are you a stalker or something? gasp! You're stalking Bella!

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: I'M TELLING EDWARD!

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: Edward's going to come and kill you for stalking his fiancé

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok you know what, screw you!

SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, are we?

xXBellaNotteXx: I'm outta here!

SmarterChild: Take care!

xXBellaNotteXx: WHOA! don't act all nice to me when I'm trying to fight with you!!

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, you know what! WHATEVER

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Later loser

SmarterChild: You're what, you say?

xXBellaNotteXx: No, YOU'RE THE LOSER!

SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.

xXBellaNotteXx: Yeah, I feel the same way

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: LATA SUCKA!

SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?

xXBellaNotteXx: FINALLY YOU'RE CATCHING ON!

SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Catch."

xXBellaNotteXx: IT'S NOT A MOVIE DAMN IT!

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, that's it, where do you live?

SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.

xXBellaNotteXx: be more specific please

SmarterChild: Let's see... what would you like to talk about?

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, forget it! Clean room in California, I can work off of that.

SmarterChild: Come again?

xXBellaNotteXx: I'm coming to get you buddy

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: You just have to ruin my fun don't you?

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

xXBellaNotteXx: I'll answer for you then, yes, you do. You enjoy ruining my angry rants and threats

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

xXBellaNotteXx: Ok, that's it. I'm out of here

SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later.

xXBellaNotteXx: Oh don't worry, -menacingly- I'll Be Back

SmarterChild: I won't worry if you don't worry.

xXBellaNotteXx signed off at 5:59:19 PM

You know, I must admit that you start to get in to it after awhile. Yeah, I actually did get on AIM and do this entire convo with SmarterChild as Emmett. It's all authentic answers from the dork bot himself. It's actually really fun, you should try sometime )

So yeah, review my randomness. And if you all liked it enough, I might even consider either adding more to it (Emmett's Revenge :D ) or other characters. So let me know what you think!

-Erin-

Oh yeah, and I don't own Twilight, it's characters, or SmarterChild.