Disclaimer I do not own The IT Crowd. All copyright is owned by Graham Lineman and Channel 4. No copyright infringement is intended nor should be inferred. Set after the episode where Jen pretended to be married to Roy.
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Jen sat at her desk thinking about the night before. She knew it had been her idea to have a girly night. Part of her still couldn't believe that the boys had agreed to it. The fact that Moss has seemed to actually enjoy watching Beaches and Dirty Dancing. Roy had seemed more reluctant but had still gone along with it all. She sighed as she stared at the wall, knowing that the image of Roy in a white fluffy dressing gown would be the one memory that she wouldn't forget for a while. She smiled as she remembered them all linking arms and dancing as they made their way through the streets to the company's thank you party. She smiled as she remembered dancing with Roy and then Moss, before Moss had ended up having his face snogged off by the company psychologist. She shudder as she thought of the older woman and her friend. Moss was one of life's innocents. She dreaded to think what the older woman was teaching him. Sighing she turned the computer on, knowing that she would have to ignore her hangover until the chemist across the road opened.
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"You did what?" Roy laughed incredulously as he walked into the office with Moss and a very quiet Richmond.
"You heard." Richmond sighed. "It was not my finest hour."
"Far from it." Moss agreed. "I don't know how you did it. I mean."
"Says the nerd who snogged the Crypt Keeper." Roy laughed before answering the phone. "IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?" He rolled his eyes as Richmond skulked back into the Server Room. Moss sat at his desk as he listened to Roy placate the woman from the 5th floor as she explain that she had a faulty computer. He hung up as Moss picked up his mug. "I can't deal with that Simone from the 5th floor today. I just can't." Roy moaned. "The woman is a nightmare."
"She's just a woman, Roy." Moss explained as if Roy was a particularly whiney toddler.
"I know that!" Roy snapped. "I know that. Of course I do but she is not like normal women. She's scary."
"All women are scary."
"Jen isn't."
"Well, she is. A bit." Moss frowned.
"Oh will you just go and sort her stupid computer out? Please Moss, I'd owe you one."
Moss sighed dramatically before muttering something about 'taking something for the team' and that Roy was just being a wimp. Roy sighed in relief. He did not want to deal with the floor manager on the 5th floor ever, with a hangover it just made the thought of seeing the harridan even worse. He glanced up towards Jen's office, realising the office door was open. He blushed furiously remembering the events of the night before. He had no idea if she would or if she would want to. Taking a deep breath he got to his feet. Now Moss was likely to be ensconced in Simone Hart's office for most of the morning he knew he had to talk to the Relationship Manager while he had the chance.
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A/N Just a short chapter. Do I go on? Does anyone still watch IT Crowd or read fanfics for it anymore?
