A/N: Wow. I was either really bored or really caffeinated when I wrote this. Hmm... or maybe I was sleep-deprived. Or maybe I was bored and caffeinated. Or bored and sleep deprived. Or caffeinated and sleep deprived. Or bored and caffeinated and sleep-deprived. Or maybe Walt Disney's mind-numbing cartoons have finally driven me mad. In any case, I have written a Jhonen song parody to Hi Diddly Dee. Ph33r!! By the way, I refuse to write a disclaimer here, because this is in the JHONEN VASQUEZ section. If you think that I am claiming this stuff as mine, you must be a dumbass. Dumbasses will face my Tickle-me-Hellmo, and learn what level 20 is, and it's quite unpleasant, so I suggest they back off. ^^ That is all.



HI DIDDLY DEE

Once upon a time, I was sitting at the bus stop, when I decided to go fight the super-ninjas that lived in my head. In the middle of the fight, some of Jhonen's characters showed up to do battle with the ninja scourge, and they helped me kill them. And THEN, Joey the breakfast demon showed up, and replaced most of our bodily fluids with coffee, and made us watch Pinocchio. This was the result of that: a delightful scene in which everyone breaks out in song.

Zim: Hi Diddly Dee!

An Invader's life for me!

I pledge to conquer every race

Who dares to take up Irken space,

To serve my Tallest is my place,

Invader's life for me!

Dib: Hi Diddly Dee!

An agent's life for me!

The paranormal is my life,

I'll chase Bigfoot throughout the night,

And with the skeptics I will fight,

An agent's life for me!

Gaz: Hi Diddly Dee!

A gamer's life for me!

I'll play 'till I beat every game

And put Katchukablorg to shame

And every high-score reads my name,

A gamer's life for me!

Gir: Hi Diddly Dee!

A crazy life for me!

I love to gorge on tuna fish

And having fun's my only wish

Though it makes master's eyelid twitch,

A crazy life for me!

Filler bunny: Hi Diddly Dee!

A filler life for me!

I'm just around to entertain

'Cause everyone ignores my pain

And though I'd like to die, it's staying

A filler life for me!

Pepito: Hi Diddly Dee!

An evil life for me!

I blow up heads when I get mad,

Senor Diablo is my dad,

And I feel good just being bad,

An evil life for me!

Squee: Hi Diddly Dee!

The life of little Squee!

It seems like terror seeks me out

And makes me scream and run about

And when the neighbor man comes out,

I doubt his san-i-ty!

Johnny and the Doughboys and Nailbunny and myself were about to sing our verses, but it was at that point that we all spontaneously combusted, so sadly I must end this fanfic here, because when we reincarnated our fluids were back to normal again. (Sigh.)