Strange things I Think that warrior cats would have or do if they had money.
Leafpool would: hire a therapist, some kind of medical degree, become a vet's assistant, and hire a therapist for her therapist.
Purdy would: buy an ipod, a laptop, big bean bag, a Tazer, a Cell phone, a bean shooter, a box of jellybeans, plane tickets to to Hawaii, and sign that says,: "WARNING!!! SLEEPING ELDERS! DO NOT DISTURB!"
Longtail would: get laser eye surgery, contacts, and buy plane tickets to Hawaii so he and Purdy could go together.
Mousefur would: Hire a therapist for Leafpool and her therapists, buy a sling shot, buy paint-balls to go with her sling shot, ask Purdy to buy her plane tickets to Hawaii too, try to buy the internet, and get a chocolate bar for Firestar.
Jayfeather would: buy an endless supply of Red Bull, a tazer gun, a telescope, a baseball bat, and put Ashfur in a padded room.
Ashfur would: buy a rubber ducky.
Leopardstar would: buy a Pool, a fishingpole, a bb gun, and a Bazooka with a sticker that says "WARNING! ARMED AND ANGRY WOMAN!"
Yellowfang would: become a therapist, buy a stun gun, work for Leafpool's therapists, and get a strait jacket for Ashfur.
Rock would: have his sight restored, get a face lift, buy a full body wig, get plane tickets to California, buy a beach house in California, and write a book.
Daisy would: Buy a laser light to amuse the kits with, and a roll of duct tape.
Random funny moment...
In Leafpool's den....
Leafpool: (To Yellowfang)... and then my therapist beat me with a dead rabbit!
Yellowfang: (holding a notepad with scribbles on it) And how does that make you feel?
Leafpool: Mad... I MISS CROWFEATHER!!!!!
Yellowfang: Hmmm.... I see... I know how to make it all better... (Grabs Stun gun.)
Leafpool: What's that?
Yellowfang: Shock Therapy. Now hold still!
Leafpool: Ummm...will this hurt?
(Yellowfang ignores question, sets the stun gun to Knock Out mode, and zaps Leafpool)
In the Clearing....
Longtail: Hawaii here we come!
Purdy: (staring at laptop screen and eating jellybeans while Mousefur sits in his bean bag) Hey!!!! There's a whole bunch of cute she cat pictures on my laptop!
Longatail: Sweet! Aww man.... I can't see 'em! are they cute?
Purdy: Oh yeah! WAAAYYY hotter than Mousefur!
Mousefur: (Glaring and loading sling shot)Longtail.... Purdy....
Longtail and Purdy: CRAP!
(Longtail takes out bean shooter and shoots jelly beans at Mousefur)
Mousefur: JELLY BEANS!!!! ( dives at the jelly beans.)
Leopardstar: Hey guys! Look at my Bazooka!
Everyone: Whoa.....
Ashfur: Come on ducky lets- Whoa! BAZOOKA!!!!!!!!!
Leopardstar: MY BAZOOKA!!!!!!!!
(LEOPARDSTAR AND ASHFUR START FIGHTING, ASHFUR TOSSES DUCKY AT LEOPARDSTAR'S FACE AND HITS HER EYE, TAKES BAZOOKA, GETS KICKED IN THE NARDS BY LEOPARDSTAR, STUFFED INTO THE BAZZOOKA, AND SHOT BACK INTO THE PADDED ROOM)
Daisy: Hurry! lock him in! (duct tapes padded room shut)
This is only the beginning my friends...
leave ideas, comments, and,
NEVER,
EVER,
STEAL LEOPARDSTAR'S BAZOOKA!
