Pit hummed as he breathed in the smell of chicken. He didn't eat chicken, because being an angel, he didn't like eating meat, so it was surprising that he was actually a good cook.

So if he wasn't eating the chicken, why was he making it? That's a very good question. You see, being a not stalker of Ike, he found out that Ike loved chicken, or rather, just meat in general. Being Pit, he decided to seduce- er, be nice to Ike through chicken. Love through the stomach is the best, right?

"Is that for me?"

Pit turned around at the familiar voice. "MEEP! Oh, um, I mean, Ike, what are you doing here?" He laughed a little, nervously.

"I was hungry." Uh oh. Ike was smiling. In fact, he was chuckling. Was that a good thing or a bad thing? Pit wondered.

"O-oh."

"So, as I asked before, is the chicken for me?" Now there was a weird gleam in his eye.

Embarassed, and not expecting Ike to be right there in the kitchen in front of him, Pit lied. "Um, no. I was hungry, so I decided to cook chicken for myself." He gave Ike the cutest smile he could manage, hoping that Ike would buy the lie.

"You're lying," Ike accused. "You don't eat meat."

"How do you know?" Pit asked.

"Well, I, uh…" Ike looked away. Pit wondered if Ike was really blushing, or if his eyes were playing tricks on him. "I noticed that you never ate meat here, so uh…yeah."

Pit was turning red from the fact that Ike actually paid attention to what he ate. "You noticed?"

"Yeah." Ike turned towards Pit again. "So are you sure that's not for me and that you just didn't want to admit it because you're secretly in love with me?"

Bullseye. Pit was turning redder, if that was possible. He muttered an excuse me, and then ran past Ike, out the door.

"Pit!" Ike was running towards him, and out of habit, Pit slowed down for him. Ike finally caught up with him. "Pit, I…uh, I LOVE YOU!"

Pit turned around, surprised. Marth, who just happened to be walking by, stared. Anyone who was eating choked, anyone who was drinking spit their drinks onto the nearest person, and the rest just froze in shock. Except for the girls, who immediately rushed towards the area Ike and Pit were in, squealing.

Ike and Pit were staring at each other now. "So," Ike began, "Are you…?"

Pit broke out of his surprise-induced stupor, and happily, with the cutest smile in the world (in Ike's point of view, at least), answered, "I love you too!" Then he proceeded to jump in Ike's arms to give him a peck on the lips.

The girls were squealing, taking pictures, and recording the moment. Everyone who had recovered repeated whatever action they had done before. Marth started crying because he was reminded of Roy…oh yeah.

Ike and Pit didn't notice though. They were too caught up in their own little world. In the end, the chicken wasn't even eaten.