Fresh off our victory at the End of The Third DreamWorks War we managed to recapture The Red Squirrel in Alaska. In New York Hans the Puffin watched us arrive at JFK airport. Using a teleport of his own he managed to sneak into HQ and force Private to engage our most secure Lockdown procedure…procedure 10 the Unbreachable Zombie/Dalek/Dinosaur/Lunacorn/Space Squid/Jiggli Apocalypse Lockdown. Hans quickly declared himself the overlord of the Zoo thinking he locked us out. We managed to break into the zoo thru the recess antechamber under Marlene's place.

Sneaking past the Rats we staged an uprising amoung the zoo animals. We were surrounded by Hans' army while we were in the middle of devising a battle plan. I tried listed off the accomplishment of The Team and I to rise moral. It worked but I turned cocky as a result of the my epic speech. The Zoo managed to work together (even though Julian didn't really do much) and defeat Hans's army. With the lockdown deactivated Hans' forces fled leaving The entire Zoo, Hans, and the Womp Womper at the front gate. Hans by some miracle (or my arrogance or some prophecy that says three people will betray us which will lead to the defeat and the fall of the team) destroyed the Womp Womper. Noone was hurt and nothing was damaged aside from my pride and my team's deflated egos. Hans declared victory based upon my broken pride and the deflated egos of my men. After Hans left victorious Dalek-Cann arrived and elaborated on the prophecy he didn't give us names of course (he said something about tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time). Once Cann left we barely had time to ponder the prophecy when in a blast of light we found ourselves in an impossible location…