Harry's Secret
Ok this story is really dumb! Don't flame me because I warned you it's dumb! Also . . . Har=Harry R=Ron Herm=Hermione.
One normal day (not for very long) Harry, Hermione, and Ron were sitting around on chairs (well what else would they sit on?) around the fireplace in the Gryffindor commonroom.
Harry: Hey you guys ( just to tell you I have know idea what a British accent sounds like)
Ron and Hermoine: What?
Har: It's time for potions
R: awww
(they walk to class and sit down. Half way though class Harry and Ron make a big mistake in putting 5 batwings and 8 strands of horse hair istead of 3 batwing and 5 strands of horse hair.)
Har: Shoot! I hope Snape doesn't notice!
R: Too late. (as Snape walks up behind him)
Snape: Why is your potion clear instead of purple?
R and Har: umm
Snape: Do you know what you have made?
R and Har: umm
Snape: That there is the most powerful truth potion.
CRASH
( Harry and Rons potion tips over as Neville trips over it. It hits Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Draco, Goyle, Crabbe, and Neville.)
( After everyone had settled down Snape told the people who had touched the truth potion [including him] to walk down to the infirmary.)
After entering the room:
Har: Where's Madam Pomfrey?
Snape: She will have to come back sometime.
Herm: Well I guess we should just sit down and wait.
Draco: Oh I don't think so.
Har, R, and Herm: What?
Draco: I think we should play a little game, and Potter scince your always begging for attention we'll start with you. -evil grin-
Har: huh? -looks a little nervous-
Herm: What are you talking about Malfoy?
Draco: Not so smart now eh Granger? I'm talking about a little game of truth. So Hermione what is your deepest secret?
Her: In my old school I failed 3 subjects and got expelled!
( everyone stares at her)
R: -smiles- Draco I think you forgot something about your game.
Draco What?
R: If we go down we're taking you with us. What is your biggest secret?
Draco: ( turns to Hermione) Oh Hermione I love you! I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you all over. And Harry can I have your autograph? PLEASE?
(Hermione looks a little scared)
Har: If you like her so much then why did you call her Mudblood?
Draco: Because I was jelous. Now Ron what about your secret?
Ron: I don't have one.
(everyone stares)
R: well I don't
Har: What about you Goyle and Crabbe?
Crabbe and Goyle: We take ballet lessons (and they start to waltz around the room)
Draco: How about you Neville?
Neville: I love Ginny!
Draco: Really? There's only one left to go now, Harry?
Harry: I'm Gay.
(everyone shouts "What?")
Har: I love you Ron. I always have.
Ron: Sorry man I don't think that's going to work out.
Har: I figured. But we're still friends right?
Ron: Yeah. Hey wait a second we forgot Snape.
Herm: What is your secret Snape?
Snape: Well before I became a Death Eater I was in love. (gasps) I was in love with Lily and that stupid James got her. I used to buy her flowers and write her love poems. (More gasps)
( Madam Pomfry walks in)
Snape: Why hello hot babe!
Madam P: What the . . .
Har: We spilled a truth potion on us.
( Madam P gives them a potion to put them back to normal and sends them back to class.)
THE END
How did you like my story? I might make a squeal to it if I get good reviews. Well neway it's my first story.
-HPluver
