A life with Mio – short anecdotes about Mio Akiyama.

And…. action! Camera, panning around the room, but who do we have here? Of course, it's Mio! Won't you look at her, sleeping like some sort of princess from the fairy tale! I want to show you, somehow, how adorable it looks like when she hugs her pillow, murmuring in her sleep. She's so much like an angel!

My name isn't important to the story, but call me Senpai. I'm going to tell you about one morning, and how Mio acts when she gets up. Oh, I won't miss all the details, but I will also keep some of them for myself. One, two, three, go! A life with Mio!


Morning with Mio

On the working day, Mio wakes up around 7 am. Usually she finds the loudest melody on her mobile phone, which promptly shakes my brain every time. After quietly slipping from my bed, she thinks I never notice the empty place next to me. But I always do. And I carefully watch as she tiptoes across the room, closing the bathroom door with the soft, clicking sound.

Usually around 7:05, she comes out with the towel around her hair, looking like some cute genie. You won't believe me, but she always forgets her hair dryer, having to search for it around the room. On the working day morning I always wake up, tired every day, but I can't help it. Would you mind, honestly? It's Mio, after all.

7:45. I'm still trying to fall asleep and she's still in the bathroom. I can hear the sound of little, painful yelps as she applies her mascara, sometimes poking her eye. And then she gets out. This is my favorite part, mind you. She has such a nice scent, like a pine tree, refreshing and youthful. Before she takes out to the college, she always gives me a slight kiss on the cheek.

This ritual (for a human race is cursed with the ritual addictions), happens every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I work the afternoon shifts so I don't have to wake up, and I think Mio sometimes envies this privilege of mine. But you have to see the Sunday! And the Saturday! She's such a heavy sleeper. Over the week she's waking up like a gunshot, but over the weekends, even real gunshots would be unable to wake her up. One Saturday I was up early, so I had too much time on my hands. She was sleeping calmly, as she always does. So I just had to do the prank. Using a bicycle horn, I quietly snuck up behind her.

After raping the poor Horn-chan, even after that, Mio was still sleeping. Yes, she's having such a heavy sleep. Usually, only after she wakes up, Mio tells me something along these lines with a sleepy look on her face."Senpai… I had the strangest dream… there was some idiot honking with the bicycle horn, for no reason at all." or something like that.

Of course, there are some occasions when Mio and I actually wake up at the same time. Usually it's on the weekends (since I act like I'm sleeping over the working days when her noise wakes me up). She's the first thing my eyes see as I wake up, and she waits for it. Usually, just as I open my eyes, she kisses me on the lips, telling how awfully her breath must taste in the morning. Nonsense, Mio. Your breath is like a fart from the unicorn.

Our morning together, usually starts up with a cup of tea, or the coffee. It really depends. Mio, though, usually takes the tea while I take the coffee. And that's how our morning together start, every day of the week.

Senpai, signing out!

"Senpai… what is this that you're writing?"


Next time: Mio plays video-games!