9 Mile
Mrth xx Zeld
chap one: yung & thuggin
Teh trayler was cold n damp that nightt. Marth tossed n turned in his riped sleepin bag, wich he used as a bed errnight. He looked ova andd the clock red six thirtii am and he . His alarm clock wud go off soon so he just got up just cus. Anotha long day was ahead o himmm. He rolled off the couch and went to readi for the dai.
Yeah, livin lif in 9 Myle, the Ghetto part o Hyrule is ruff.
Mrthxo wnet 2 his work at KFC. He hatid his job but it was the only place that wud hire him. He wore his red and wite uniform with his droky hat thing.
As he rolled up to tuh place in his cheap peac of shit automobility and yah. As he went he saw sum thugsd, his enemiez, the gangg GanonThugz. They saw Marth in the car and chucked a rock at him. He rolled dwn de windoww and flipped them offf, which made them mad but Mrth sped away bfro they cud pirsue hym., yah. So he went to
At work, the GanonThugz came in foh sum gruub. Ganondorf, the Gang Leader, walked up to the counter.
"Yoh bitch, fry me up a Grilled Chicken BBQ Bacon Ranch Twister, a large Popcorn Chicken, Crispy Chicken Melted BLT, Boneless Bites, Corrn, Crispy Strips, Hot Wings, Friez wit Graavy,
Lipton Brisk Lemon Tea, Smokey Steve BBQ sauce, tortilla chipz, Oreoz, Pecan Tart, Light Cesar salad, Homestyle Snacker, Corn, Big Bucket Value Meal x 2, Spicy Big Crunch, Toasted Wrap, Wrapstar, and 4 chicken thighs, ho."
"Mind yoh mouth, bro. Dis foh you and all yoh bitches ova thur?" Marth asked as he finished punching in the calculationz for the GanonThugz big meal.
"Nah yo, diz foh me." Ganondorf yawned.
"Kay, 120 bucks, upfront."
"Kay."
Mrth handed him dah food. Gan grabbed the grubb-- AND RAN WITOUT PAYING!
MARTH GASPIDD. Wit no hesitaten he swiftly jumped ova the counter, usin one hand to do so, and chased after Gan.
"STOPP!" Mrth yerlled byt Gan kept on goin!!!! sO marth chased him down fo minutes on end and Gan tried to stall him by throwin trash cans n shit but naw yo Mrth was hot on his criminal ass. Eventually, Gan ran into an alley way and mrth caught him DEAD ENDEDD!!!
Gan backed up against the wall. Mrth approached. "Just pay for th3 food, Gan!"
"NEVER!" And with that, gan jumped a fence!! Mrth tried to climb it but he :( andso he watched sadlyy as Gan got away.
Mrth sigheddd and went back to work. He had to explain to hiz boss Kyle wut had happened and kyle was NOT happy! Mrth almost lost his but he .
At that moment, Marth swore to get back at Ganondorf and all the GanonThugz.
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Mrth yawned and sluggishly heaved himself off hiz bed. He walked into hiz bathroom. It was his day off today!!
so he went on msn. AND GAN AND THE GANONTHUGZ WERE ONLINE!
Mrth lvn' in 8 mile sez:
YO BITCH GIMME MY MONEY!
kyle sez:
thug, u ain't gott nutin on me!
Mrth sez:
Gan give it to me free flyin bitch!
The GanonThugz say:
Gan ain't owe u nuffin!
GAN 3 XOXOX XOXOX XOXOX says:
I'm outtie!
Mrth seys:
YOU ARE NOT LEAVIN WITOUT TELLIN ME 2 MY FACE BITCH! YOU FUCKIN GIMME MY CASH UPFRONTT! IMA FUCK U UUP!!!! NOW FUCKIN GIMME MY CHEDDA!
GAN 3 thanks tay :) :) :) :) :) seys:
NO BITCH ITZ MAHN BECUZ U B CHINTZIN ME OF MA CHRON!
I put the angsta in gangsta mrth sez:
YOU BITCH!
GAN SEZ:
BITCH I PUT THE GAN IN GANGSTA AND THE G IN GANGSTAH U CANT EVEN PEK 2 ME. GET DOWN ON YOH KNEZ 'ND LOSR URSELF.
Eminem sez:
Yoh, but guy.
SPM sez:
You got the wrong culah!
GAANNN:
IMA FUK U UP MRTH. U, ME, GANONTHUGZ. 2NITE; B THUR.
Ganondorf has just signed off.
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CLIFFFFFFFFFFFY!!!!!!!!!!
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