Alright now readers, I have here for you a brand new story of this series that I came up with!
Now before the story starts, here are several notices I should tell you about:
First of all, let me just say that this'll probably be my most challenging writing project I have done yet, more so than the Nomophobia. This is because there's a main plot and a sub plot to this story; something that I haven't done for the series until now.
Also, unlike my previous stories, this story will be classified as a parody story, something that the first story I did for this story seemed to have maintained, however, rather than be a rewritten story of an actual episode, this story will contain several references to the series that I am parodying in this story.
As far as the main plot will go, it'll simply involve Leni going to the mall to get supplies to construct Lincoln a new and better Ace Savvy costume with Lori's help, and she ends up going through several spy-themed scenarios to achieve what she needs to get, with encouragement from Lori that is. Because of that, this story is parodying several types of spy elements to it for the main plot, and that's only half of it.
Then there's the sub plot, which focuses on Lincoln and Clyde, and what happens is after they had watched the season finale of ARRGH! and the next season won't be airing until next month, the two of them are bored and surfing through the TV, until they catch a high school drama teen girl anime-styled show that's called 'Totes Agents!' and the both of them find themselves becoming hooked on it. The show they get hooked on stars three teen girls who are also spy agents, and that show happens to be a parody of a certain cartoon also featuring three teenage girls who are also spies. If you have no idea what the name of that show is, well you'll have to wait until the end of the chapter for me to reveal it.
Eventually, the other sisters (sans Leni and Lori) end up watching the show with them for their own personal reasons.
Another thing, I must let you all know that I don't take request, not anymore that is. However, I can do as much as I can to make sure everyone is satisfied. I can only do as much as I can handle. Just to let you all know.
And before I forget, I'm gonna try to make this story seem longer than the previous story I did, which was only 3 chapters long. I can't say how many chapters this story will be, but I will attempt to make it longer than 3 chapters, which is most likely going to happen due to having a main plot and a sub plot.
Lastly, I am unsure how long each chapter is going to be for this story, seeing that the longest chapters I've done for this series came from the Nomophobia story, with one over 8000 words. You'll find out how long they are once I have completed each chapter.
Speaking of the Nomophobia story, the characters from the end of that story will retain their personalities that were also shown in the two previous stories I did. Just a heads up.
Well, enough with my rant now! Let's get started with the story! Enjoy the story everyone!
Disclaimer: All rights to the Loud House belong to Nickelodeon and everything else that isn't mine belongs to their rightful owners.
IN ROYAL WOODS, MI:
It was a nice and beautiful day in the city of Royal Woods Michigan, and by the looks of it, it seemed that everyone was planning on having a fabulous day today. In particular, at a location that we can properly call The Loud House, we are focused today on one of the Loud Sisters; the specific one we are focused on happens to be the second oldest sister in the house, known as Leni Loud, the ditz of the group, and she is currently in the bedroom she shares with Lori, and she was apparently sketching out some costume that she was planning on making; and the costume that she was sketching looked like an Ace Savvy costume, as she was looking through some of Lincoln's comic books as inspiration.
Ever since the whole 'Pulp Friction' scenario, Leni has been incredibly grateful for Lincoln's courteous act, and she wanted to properly thank him by creating a new and far better Ace Savvy costume for the only Loud Boy in the family. If Lincoln was willing to do what he did for all ten of his sisters, it seemed fair that the ditzy sister do something for him that is just as satisfying, and unlike the other costume, this one wouldn't make him a laughing stock in the house.
Speaking of which, Leni's mind then went off to the whole toilet incident, with the whole Pony Princess book scenario, where Leni recalled laughing at his humiliation along with the others and on that day, all of them (sans Lucy) were really mean and big jerks to the boy throughout it all. Just thinking of it now made her feel guilty and she felt like making it up to him.
Like, if this costume can totes win Linky's forgiveness, then I am willing to do it. Leni thought to herself. Not to mention I haven't properly thanked him for that whole comic book audition thing which had us included in his entry.
After having sketched out the rest of the costume on paper, Leni then turned and looked at another sketch she had done; this was a sketch to the costume of The Eleven of Hearts (the character that is based off of Leni), and it was clear that she was planning on doing that costume too, seeing that she didn't want to feel left out when Lincoln has a more improved and better Ace Savvy costume. In fact, she wanted to show him that she is truly grateful of his gracious act.
After spending the next few minutes making some much needed adjustments to the sketches she drawn out, Leni felt completely satisfied with the sketches she made and it seemed like she was ready to create them.
"Alright, that's all set," Leni spoke. "Now I am totes ready to make these costumes. I just need the stuff that I need to create them and…hmm?"
She then noticed something; aside from the threading machine and the needles that she'd need, she didn't have the majority of stuff that she needs, such as the fabric, the right kind of yarn/thread, a vintage belt, ribbons, and among other stuff.
"Oh no, like, I am missing all the very important stuff that I need to do this," Leni sounded worried. "Maybe the stuff is in the closet!"
Leni then went to the closet and search through the stuff to try to find the supplies, but to no avail, as she continued searching away for a good few minutes or so.
"Come on; come on, where is it? This is totes not it," Leni was panicking. "Like, this isn't what I'm looking for! Where are those thingies I need!? Don't I have them?"
A few minutes later, we see Lori enter the room as she took notice of Leni looking through the closet for something important. Looking curious, Lori decided to get her attention.
"Hey Leni," Lori spoke as Leni stopped searching. "What are you doing?"
Leni then had a look of hope on her face as she bolted towards her room mate.
"Lori! Just the person I was looking for," Leni shouted. "I am looking for some supplies that I need to create these costumes that I had come up with, but I can't find them anywhere!"
Lori was completely confused by this and she wanted answered. Pinching her nose, she then sighed.
"Okay Leni," Lori groaned. "What stuff do you literally need at this moment?"
"Well, I totes need some Red Fabric, Dark Blue Yarn or Thread, A Vintage Belt, Ribbons, and some other stuff that's on this list." Leni showed her the list which the eldest sister skimmed through for a moment or so.
"And…why do you need this stuff to be precise," Lori asked while raising an eyebrow. "And what kind of costume do you want to make this time?"
"Like, let me explain it to you Lori," Leni then started her explanation.
After spending the next few minutes explaining that she wants to make Lincoln a new and improved Ace Savvy costume as a way to show how thankful she was with the whole 'Pulp Friction' scenario, and also make an Eleven of Hearts costume to show that she is grateful for the character he made that is based off of her, Lori had took all of this in as Leni was finishing up her explanation.
"…and that is why I need to do this for our Linky, Lori," Leni wrapped up her explanation. "I totes want our brother to know how thankful and grateful I am for what he did for us that one time, and I don't want him to be a laughing stock in this house with that original costume he made."
The moment Leni finished her explanation did Lori start rubbing her chin and made that thinking noise for a moment or so.
"So let me get this straight, you literally want to do this for Lincoln to show how grateful you are when he and Clyde made that entry with characters based on us, right," Lori smirked at her sister's determination.
"YES LORI," Leni shouted. "But I can't find the stuff I need anywhere, and that's where I need your help!"
After thinking for a minute or so, the eldest sister had come to this conclusion.
"Well Leni, I hate to break it to you, but from the looks of it, you literally don't have that stuff on hands right now," The eldest sister exclaimed.
"Dang it," Leni groaned. "That means I totes have to go get the stuff then."
"Mhmm," Lori nodded. "I heard that they have the stuff you're looking for at the mall."
That got Leni's full attention; if there was something that the ditzy sister loved more than fashion, it was going to the mall.
"The mall? That sounds like a great idea," Leni exclaimed excitedly.
"And of course, you'll need a ride to go to the mall huh," Lori sighed.
"Yeah," Leni then decided to ask. "Would you bring me to the mall Lori, and maybe help me with the shopping that I need to do?"
After thinking for a moment, Lori felt that there was nothing to lose from helping her ditzy sister with this. She then took a deep breath and then responded.
"Sure."
"Oh thank you Lori," Leni squeed. "I mean, you totes took Lincoln to see that Ace Savvy Movie that one time, I want to do something for Lincoln too."
"I know you do sis," Lori sighed while grinning. "Give me a few moments to get ready and then we'll go to the mall."
"Like, that would be fabulous!"
The next few minutes were spend with the two sisters getting ready for a trip to the mall to make some purchases of the stuff that Leni needed to get so that she can make those costumes she came up with, as Lori was almost ready to start up Vanzilla.
"Alright Leni, are you literally ready to go," Lori asked.
"Like, I am totes ready for this Lori," Leni grinned.
"Fair enough," Lori said casually. "Let's roll."
Nodding her head, Leni followed Lori out of the room and they headed for the front door, passing by the living room where we see Lincoln and Clyde watching the season finale to ARRGH, and not paying attention to them leaving the house as they closed the front door behind them.
They then entered Vanzilla as Lori got into the drivers' seat while Leni got into the passenger's seat. They then fastened their seatbelts as the van got started.
"Ready to go?" The eldest sister asked.
"Uh huh."
"Alright,"
After pulling out, Lori then drove Leni to the mall where they would be going to shop to get the stuff that Leni needs to make those costumes she came up with…
The trip to the mall was fairly short, as there were hardly any traffic stops interfering with the trip, as they had arrived to the mall and they pulled into a proper parking spot. After stopping the van, they unbuckled themselves as Lori faced her sister.
"We're here Leni," Lori said.
"Alright, let's go," Leni exclaimed with a hyped look. "The sooner we do this, the sooner I can make that costume for Linky!"
"I know Leni, I know," Lori stated. "Let's go."
"Way ahead of you!" Leni shouted as they got out of the van and locked the doors afterwards. They then entered the mall and spent the next few moments walking through the giant hall.
"Okay Leni, now do you literally know what you need to get first," Lori asked, in a tone that Leni could understand.
"Certainly, the first thing I need is some Red Fabric," Leni explained.
"Sounds easy," Lori shook it off.
"But it can't be just any ordinary red," Leni then took out a card that was colored red and had a number on it. "It has to be this kind of red that is #e94040."
Lori was shock and surprised that Leni knew something like that.
"Leni, how did you know that," Lori asked cautiously. "And why do you have something like that on you?"
"Lori, I'm like, a fashion expert, I totes know this kind of stuff, and I never leave the house without this stuff either," Leni explained to her as if it was obvious. "Besides, didn't I tell you already; there's more to my head than just air you know."
Lori recalled that as she sighed in exaggeration.
"Right," Lori groaned. "Let's search for that kind of fabric then."
"Glad you see it my way Lori," Leni smiled proudly. "Now which of these stores has that kind of fabric? Hmmm…"
After skimming through several stores for what seemed like a few moments or so, Leni then caught her attention on a store window which had the exact kind of Red Fabric in it.
"There it is Lori," Leni pointed. "That's totes the fabric I need!"
"Well if it's what you're looking for, then let's literally go for it." Lori encouraged her.
"Okay Dokey!"
Leni then rushed to the store with Lori right behind her…but sadly, Leni couldn't make it into the store, for a security guard was guarding the front and preventing entry.
"Whoa, sorry there missy, can't let you by here," The guard told her.
"Wait what," Leni was confused. "Why?"
"Well miss, there are some technical difficulties with this particular store, and our crew is trying to search and investigate the source," The guard explained. "Not to mention, the light power is low on energy and there is barely enough to keep the place lit."
"Oh, but mister, you don't understand; I need to go in there to purchase that kind of fabric," Leni begged while pointing to the particular fabric she needed to get. "If you could possibly find it in your heart to let me by so I can get that fabric for this special occasion, I would totes appreciate it!"
Leni tried giving him that puppy eyed look, which only got the guard to sigh.
"I'm sorry miss, but I was assigned to guard this entrance and not let anyone pass, no exceptions," He exclaimed.
Letting out a defeated sigh, Leni looked downwards as she then said.
"Well, if that's how it is, I guess that is totes alright with me," Leni said in a defeated voice as she turned around and went back in the opposite direction. Lori, having heard the whole thing decided to intervene (not with the security guard, but with Leni) as she stopped her ditzy sister in her tracks.
"Whoa whoa whoa, where are you going Leni," Lori told her. "The fabric is that way."
"But Lori, that guy told me I can't enter the store," Leni said sadly.
"Oh no no no, there is literally no way I'm letting you give up so easily," Lori told her. "You are getting that fabric, one way or another."
"But that guy said-"
"Never mind what he said," Lori stopped her. "Yes, you can't enter the store normally, but what if I tell you that there is a special way to get into the store?"
"Wow, there is a special way to enter it, like a secret passageway?" Leni questioned.
"Not precisely, but what if I tell you that you can get in and get that fabric without being caught," Lori then started smirking.
"Wait, you want me to steal the fabric," Leni sounded uncertain. "Isn't that wrong?"
"Well, yes, but I was referring to doing it like how a spy would do it."
"Oh, you want me to act like a spy that is an agent for an organization," Leni asked with excitement creeping in her voice.
"Well, in a way yes," Lori said. "And let's just say that I have read some of Lincoln's books on spying to know this."
"Uh, how did you-?"
"I have my ways."
Leni had that confused look on her face for a moment or so, before turning into a look of excitement.
"FUN," Leni shouted before another question came to her mind. "Wait, we aren't going to be using bombs for this, right?"
"Nah Leni, we wouldn't go as far as cause an explosion for this occasion," Lori stated.
"Alright, I'll do it," Leni exclaimed.
"That's what I'd like to hear Leni," Lori chuckled at her enthusiasm as she turned to face the readers. "You know readers, if I can help Leni act like a spy in certain circumstance, she would literally have no problem with a back up plan in case she can't enter the store normally."
"Hey sis, if you are done talking to those invisible people that Lincoln talks to on a regular basis, I could use some help with being given a plan," Leni got her attention.
"Of course, how could I forget," Lori face palmed in frustration at how she forgot about that. "Okay Leni, give me a few minutes and I'll have a plan set up for you."
"I am totes excited about this!"
"I know,"
And so Lori took the next few minutes to come up with a plan that Leni could follow for this occasion…
BACK AT THE LOUD HOUSE:
"And that my friends, concludes this awesome season finale of the Academy of Really Great Ghost Hunters!" The narrator on the TV shouted.
Both Lincoln and Clyde cheered in excitement.
"That was the best season finale I ever watched," Lincoln cheered.
"I agree," Clyde said in agreement. "I can't wait for the season première."
"Me either,"
"Oh, and the downer to this is," The narrator started. "The season premiere for ARRGH will not be airing until next month! Sorry ghost hunters, you'll have to wait until then!"
This got Lincoln and Clyde disappointed.
"Awww…" Both of them moaned as the show ended and it showed something entirely different that wasn't important.
"That's a bummer," Clyde said. "Looks like we'll have to wait until next month to watch that premiere."
"Yeah," Lincoln sighed in defeated. "But what should we do for the time being?"
"Hmmm…perhaps we should find something else to watch on TV since there's nothing else for us to do," Clyde suggested.
"Clyde, I like the way you think," Lincoln snapped his fingers, apparently liking his idea. "Let's see what else is on."
"Okay."
And so Lincoln went channel surfing which last for a few minutes, but he got very bored when there was nothing for them to watch that would get their upmost and full attention.
"Dang it," Clyde said as a respond. "We've searched about 60 channels or so, and there is nothing on."
"I know buddy," Lincoln groaned. "Is there anything on that we could quite possibly be interested in?"
Unable to come up with an answer, Clyde just shrugged his shoulders as Lincoln clicked through 4 four channels or so.
After the fourth channel, the next channel that they switched to was playing a particular theme song that got both of their attentions.
'Here we go! Here we goooo!'
This got Lincoln to raise his eyebrow as he then asked.
"What the heck is this," Lincoln questioned. "What is this show called?"
Before Clyde could respond, a rather girly looking logo that said 'Totes Agents!' appeared on the screen, which got them to gain rather questionable looks.
"Totes Agent," Lincoln read in a confused manner. "Wonder what this show is about?"
"Hey, I think I have heard of this show before," Clyde spoke as the logo zoomed in and the show started in a random location. "I think this show is a high school drama teen girl anime-styled cartoon."
"Really?" Lincoln looked curious.
"Uh huh, according to the reviews I've read about it, it's suppose to be about these three teen girls who attend the same school in the city of Beverly Hills of California," Clyde explained. "And these three girls are also spies or agents to a organization where they save the world in secret while doing some spy work with gadgets and such, on top of dealing with teenage girl problems."
"Wow Clyde, that sounds interesting," Lincoln was interested with this to an extent.
"Yeah, but are you sure you want to watch this show buddy," Clyde asked. "I hear that it is really girly."
"Eh, that may be true, but I think I can handle it," Lincoln didn't seem upset. "Besides, I've watched the show Dream Boat with my sisters way too many times, so it shouldn't be a problem."
"Not only that, but I heard that the three girls the show focuses on look very hot and rather sexy," Clyde added.
"Come on Clyde, I don't think it's that bad," Lincoln said as the show then switched to a scene focused on Beverly Hills as they were about to see the three girls for themselves. "I live with ten sisters, and I've been through worse and far more awkward situations, so what's the deal with knowing how sexy these three girls-"
He didn't get to finish that sentence as he then noticed the three girls on the show for himself, and what he saw left him both speechless and gawking at their appearance. The middle girl on the screen was a red head with long red orange hair and had green eyes and white skin. The girl on the left was also white skinned, but had blonde hair which looked strikingly similar to a sister of Lincoln's, and she had light blue eyes. Lastly, the girl on the right had darker skin than the other two, as if she was part Hispanic, and she had brown eyes, freckles on her face and her hair was colored black and in a bob-cut sort of style. All three of them were shown to be only wearing skimpy looking shorts, tank tops that had very stringy looking straps to them, their skin was revealing, and they were shown to have a rather sizable bust. Lincoln was definitely in awestruck at this, as he felt strangely aroused; he hadn't felt like this since the day Ms. DiMartino had substituted for Mrs. Johnson that one day. The only Loud Boy could only stare as a blush formed on his face.
"Ba…ba…ba…ba…ba…ba…" Was Lincoln's only response as there were no other words to describe just how sexy and attractive those three girls were. Clyde shook his head at this as he then noticed something about the blonde that struck him to be familiar.
"Hmm, that's odd," Clyde started to speak. "You know, the blonde chick kind of reminds me of-"
He didn't get to finish as a close up to the blonde chick's face was shown, as he realized that her hairstyle was striking similar to Lori's and he also got a good view of her bust too.
"L-L-LORI!" Clyde shouted as he then had one of his epic trademark nosebleeds from the view of the blonde chick and he then passed out on the couch as a result. Lincoln was too into admiring the three girls to pay attention to that.
"You know Clyde, this show might be better than I thought," Lincoln grinned as the show showed the three girls going through some high school drama stuff. "I think it's best if we check this show out after all, what do you think buddy?"
He then noticed that Clyde was passed out on the couch.
"Yeah, I know the feeling man," Lincoln sounded sympathetic as he then continued to watch the show, with Clyde watching it with him once he came too afterwards…
BACK AT THE MALL:
Lori had finished explaining to Leni the plan in a way that she'd understand it as she then wrote a script of what she has to say to get her to push through. Lori then gave Leni the paper with writing on it as Leni looked at it in fascination.
"Wow Lori, this is incredible," Leni said in anticipation. "There's actual writing shown on this paper thingy!"
"Well, technically it's called a script of what you have to say," Lori said. "So Leni, are you ready to be a spy for this occasion?"
"WAIT!" Leni shouted, getting Lori taken aback by this reaction as Leni then shouted. "I need my Special Spying Outfit!"
In the next scene, we see Lori looking impatient as we then see Leni running back to the scene, now wearing a spy catsuit that was colored turquoise to match her signature color, and there was a silver belt with a silver buckle in the shape of a flower. Lori noticed this particular appearance as she examined it.
That catsuit she's wearing looks awfully familiar to me…
Shaking that thought out of her mind, Lori then sighed.
"Okay, so now can we-?"
"WAIT!" Leni stopped her again as she then exclaimed. "I need my Special Spying Smoothie!"
Letting out an aggravated groan, Lori waited as Leni rushed off to get her 'Special Spying Smoothie'.
We see Leni now drinking her 'Special Spying Smoothie' as Lori looked like she was losing her patience.
"Its peppermint bark choco-chunk with Christmas cookie crumbles," Leni stated as she stopped sipping it for a moment. "It's a holiday special."
"Okay, great," Lori tried again. "Now, can we literally get on with-?"
"WAIT!" Leni stopped her as Lori grunted.
"What could it be now Leni!" Lori shouted in annoyance.
"Aren't you like, going to supply me with some gadgets that I'll need for this mission I'm going on?" Leni asked politely as she sipped her smoothie some more.
Lori then groaned and face palmed as she had also forgotten about that as she then dug through her purse to find the stuff Leni would need.
"Alright Leni, pay close attention to me," Lori started. "You'll be using these spare suction cups I found in the closet for climbing walls, this rope for making an escape route, and then there's this flashlight to see where you're going. Oh, and this walkie talkie, so I can communicate or talk to you while your in there."
"Nice Lori, this is great," Leni was hyped. "I like how you totes came prepared!"
"Yeah I know, I am amazing like that," Lori grinned proudly. "Now are you ready for this?"
"Totes!"
"Okay, now first, you'll have to disguise yourself as a security guard," Lori stated.
"Lori, security guards aren't disgusting, they have a job to do," Leni said.
"No, I meant you have to dress up as one," Lori showed her the costume that she had to wear.
"Where did you get that?"
"I got it off of clearance."
"And will it make my butt look big?" Leni questioned.
"Just put it on Leni," Lori deadpanned.
Shrugging her shoulders, Leni grabbed the outfit and spent the next few minutes changing into it.
Afterwards, Leni then showed herself disguised as a security guard, wearing the shades and the fake mustache to boot. Lori saw this and had an impressed grin on her face.
"How do I look?" Leni asked.
"You literally look great enough to fool them," Lori remarked.
"But seriously, does this make my butt look too big?"
Letting out an aggravated sigh, Lori retorted.
"No Leni, it doesn't."
"Sweet!"
"Now you have that paper on you right?"
"Uh huh," Leni took out that paper with the writing on it. "This is the one right?"
"Yes,"
"Like, okay!"
"Now go to that guard and read off what it says on the paper and then you can continue from there," Lori exclaimed.
"You got it Lor," Leni said as she went over to the security guard.
Once Leni approached the guard, she then got his attention.
"Ahem, excuse me sir!"
The guard then saw the disguised Leni in front of him.
"Hey, who are you?!" He questioned.
"Why, I'm a security guard too, and I uh…" Leni spoke with a fake gruffy voice as she then looked at the paper she had and read off of it. "I...have come…to er…take over with inspecting the place and um…fin…find the source of the problem…and…helpfully, no wait, hopefully solve this…pro-blem that we are…dealin with!"
The guard rubbed his chin, noticing something suspiciously about the guard.
"Say, you look familiar to me," He asked. "Haven't I seen you from somewhere before?"
"Who me? No way, I am totes new here," Leni defended her claim. "Like, those guys had assigned me this task so I could assist these wonderful guys!"
He continued examining her for a few minutes or so as he felt that she was suspicious to her. Afterwards, he shrugged his shoulders and just went with it.
"Fair enough," He went with it. "You may enter."
"You will not be disappointed sir," Leni said as she entered the store. Once she entered, she hid behind one of the shelves as she wiped her head in relieved. It was then her walkie talkie went off as she answered it.
"Leni, can you hear me," Lori spoke. "This is Lori."
"Lori!? You're trapped in that talkie thingy," Leni panicked. "DON'T WORRY LORI, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!"
Lori was heard groaning in irritation.
"No Leni! I'm talking to you from outside the store," Lori tried to be as patient with her as possible. "I'm not trapped in the talkie."
"Oh," Leni simply said.
"You can lose the disguise now."
"Okay."
She then ripped the outfit off as it was shown hovering in the air as Leni was shown wearing that catsuit underneath this whole time.
"Now tell me Leni, do you see the red fabric that you're looking for?"
"Uh…" Leni then peeked from the shelf and saw them on the other side of the store. "They are on the other end of the store."
"Sounds good."
"Uh but," Leni noticed how there were guards in all perimeters. "The area is heavily guarded."
"Drat," Lori grunted. "Looks like you'll have to go over."
"What?"
Lori moaned as she then reiterated.
"You'll have to go in through the AC Vent," Lori told her. "There should be one right above you."
Leni looked up and saw an AC Vent above her.
"So like, how should I go up there?" Leni asked.
"You know those suction cups I gave you," Lori asked as Leni nodded. "Put them on your hands and knees and start climbing up there."
"Okay dokey."
Leni then got the suction cups out and then put them on her hands and knees. Once they were on, she then started climbing up the wall and eventually climbed onto the ceiling as some spy-themed music was playing in the background. Once Leni approached the vent, she removed the cover and then climbing into the AC Vent, putting the cover into place afterwards as she then spoke to Lori.
"Lori, I'm like, in the AC Vent," Leni said. "But it's kind of dark in here."
"Use the flashlight I gave you."
"Oh," Putting the suction cups into her purse, she took out the flashlight and then pressed a switch. "Lighty."
"Yes Leni, it glows," Lori sounded tolerant to her ditzy sisters' antics. "Now just follow the route that is shown and keep traveling until you get to a vent which shows the red fabric below you."
"I don't know what you said Lori, but I'll follow this path until I can see the fabric I'm looking for right underneath me."
"That is what I said-you know what, forget it," Lori sighed. "Just do what you must."
"No need to tell me twice sis," Leni said.
"Okay."
The call stopped as Leni then followed the path, as that heavily spy themed music continued playing in the background, making the scene remarkable similar to a James Bond movie.
After several minutes of traveling through the air vent, Leni reached a vent which actually showed the red fabric underneath her as Lori contacted her via talkie once again.
"Leni, how are you holding up? Do you literally have your eyes on the package?"
"Package, I thought I was after that red fabric?" Leni spoke in a rather clueless tone.
"Ugh Leni, I meant to say Red Fabric, that was a figure of speech," Lori groaned.
"Oh, yeah the fabric is right underneath me."
"Great, now you're going to have to retrieve it in a stealthy manner, or in your language, sneaky with grabbing it,"
"I still want to go to the country of Leni."
Lori then sighed at that response.
"Also, how am I going to grab it?"
"Use the rope I gave you and grab it," Lori exclaimed.
"And another thing, what about a payment," Leni said. "I don't want them to think I'm just stealing it."
Lori felt like screaming, this was far tougher than she hope it'd be. Despite this, she kept her cool and was being very tolerant of the ditzy sister, even though her antics were getting on her nerves.
"Just leave for them a check that you have in your purse," Lori explained. "Write the amount that is being spent and then leave it in place for them."
"I like, guess I totes get what your saying sis," Leni sounded confused, but decided to go with it. She then got out a check and decided to use the rope and placed it downwards as she removed the vent and put in on top of the rope to prevent it from falling. Being very careful and quite with not getting caught, Leni slowly climbed down the rope and took her time Eventually, she made it to the red fabric as she then grabbed it and looked at the price.
"Whoa, this is $30.00, I thought this was on sale," Leni looked confused. "Oh well, I guess that's how much I'll write on the check."
Taking out that check, Leni then wrote what she had to, according to the directions Lori gave her in the simplest way she possibly could. After spending several minutes on trying to figure out how to get the pen to write and writing down the info that had to be written that she could understand, Leni then gently placed the check in place.
"There we go, nice and easy," Leni whispered softly as she grabbed the red fabric. She then spent the next few minutes climbing back up the rope in a slow manner to prevent herself from being caught. Eventually, she reached the top and she was about to climb back into the vent when she accidently banged her knee onto the edge.
"OOH!" She grunted loudly as she realized she gathered the attention of the guards as she quickly went into the vent and into hiding as she looked nervous and was sweating.
The guards checked all the perimeters, completely oblivious to the check that was standing in place of the red fabric Leni took. When they saw there were no disturbances in sight, the guards left the scene and went back to their own roles. Leni realized this from looking downward as she then sighed in relief and wiped her forehead. Lifting up the cover, she placed it back into the vent as she then contacted Lori.
"Hey Lori, I like, got the fabric I was suppose to get."
"Awesome," Lori was ecstatic. "Now the entrance is heavily guarded now, so you'll have to take a detour. If you follow the vent to the left, it should lead you into the girls' bathroom. I'll meet you there!"
"Wait, how do you totes know this Lori?"
"I may have looked at the map of the air vents that are shown in this mall," Lori said sheepishly.
"Nice," Leni squealed. "I'll meet you in the girls' bathroom sis."
"Great."
Once the call was up, Leni then went to the left with the red fabric in her hands as she was now heading to the girls' bathroom where she would meet up with Lori again.
Eventually, Leni found herself right above the girls bathroom, where she removed the cover to the vent and climbed down using the rope until she was on the ground and she pulled the rope down shortly afterwards, as Lori was there watching her do this and saw she had that red fabric in her hands.
"So I take it that you literally had did what you had," Lori asked.
"Uh huh,"
"Great! Shall we continue shopping?"
"Okay, but Lori, what about putting this fabric in a shopping bag," Leni asked. "People may wonder if I stole it from somewhere."
"Here, use this big plastic bag I found," Lori showed her a big plastic bag she found.
"Where did you find that?"
"Long story…"
"Okay," Leni then grabbed the bag and dropped the red fabric into it. "Let's continue with our shopping journey Lori."
"Sure Leni, let's literally get on with it."
The two of them then left the bathroom with the fabric in the bag as they continued to shop for the stuff that Leni needed to get, which would probably take a while…
AT THE LOUD HOUSE:
Lincoln and Clyde had already watched two full episodes of Totes Agents and they were watching the third one that came on; apparently there was a marathon of the show being aired. From watching the two episodes, the two boys had learned that the three girls had names; the long haired red head was named Kam, the blonde haired chick was named Flora, and the dark skinned girl was named Alice, and they also learned that the three girls work for a company known as the 'Corp-Oration of Mankind Protection' or abbreviated as 'COOMP', where they work as spies or agents. From watching the two shows, Lincoln had noticed a pattern the show followed for just about every episode. It was then he decided to comment.
"You know Clyde," Lincoln rubbed his chin in amusement. "There's something about this show that I have been taking notice of."
"You mean the fact that this show which was meant for middle school-high school girls actually had attracted a larger male audience ranging from preteens all the way into adulthood, and that this is largely due to the many fetish potentials present, including the bondage, and there are sexual attractions present in the three main girls the show focuses on, along with the fact that the show has some spy-themed action included in it?" Clyde wondered if that was what Lincoln was talking about.
"Well, there's that, and there's also the fact that I've noticed the pattern that is shown in each episode in this series." Lincoln proclaimed, earning himself a curious look from Clyde.
"And that would be…?"
Lincoln then sighed and started the explanation.
"Just think of it Clyde, each episode follows an identical formula," Lincoln started. "Each one starts off in an unimportant location with something happening that ends up evolving into the main plot for the episode, before we shift over to the three girls it focuses on, where one of them are dealing with some teen girl issue or struggle, and then when they are wondering how they can overcome it, they get 'COOMP'd' over to COOMP to meet with their boss who goes by the name Thomas Bond, who then explains the issue that has come up that connects to what happened in the beginning of the episode, he then tells them of the mission that they'll be going on, he supplies them with gadgets that they'll use for the mission they are assigned before shoving them off. Afterwards, the three girls are on said mission, where they use the gadgets given and try to find out the issue, and it usually ends with them getting captured by the villain of the week, in a bondage style normally, who then proceeds to explain to them his or her plan as to what he or she is planning, and then give them the reason and motivation behind it before pushing the plan into action. The girls use one of the gadgets to break free from the trap they are in, they then proceed on stopping the villain from succeeding, they are successful with it and they complete the mission, before heading back to Beverly Hills, where the issue they were having before suddenly gets resolved since the mission they went on has some apparent connection to the issue they were having, and then the three girls are satisfied, and then the show ends, where it then repeats a similar formula for the next episode."
Clyde was rather shocked by his explanation.
"Wow Lincoln, I didn't think you would know all that."
"Well, I might have observed the show's formula a little too carefully." Lincoln admitted while sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
"Did you happen to also obverse the fact that the show runs on several gags that keep the show's humor in tact," Clyde started to ask. "Like how the red head named Kam constantly gets brainwashed by the villain of the week, how the dark skinned chick Alice is a bad driver and a naïve klutz who takes figure of speeches literally, and how Lor-I mean Flora often falls head over heels for any hot and attractive hunk that she encounters?"
"As a matter of fact, I have," Lincoln said. "And yet, I can't find myself to drive away from watching it. It impresses me for some reason."
"There's something else that confuses me," Clyde started to speak. "That Alice chick, I don't know what her race could be…Is she African, Asian, Indian, or is she…"
"Oh Clyde," Lincoln shook his head. "I happen to know that Alice is part Hispanic. I can tell from her skin color."
"And how do you know this for sure?"
"Clyde, you have to remember that I've dealt with people that happen to be part Hispanic," Lincoln reminded him.
"Right," Clyde remembered. "Anyway, another episode is starting if you'd like to continue watching it."
"Sure Clyde, this show really has gotten my interest,"
"Mine too," Clyde nodded in agreement. "It's as if we have gotten hooked onto it."
"Yeah," Lincoln nodded as he was shown grinning. "I actually like this show."
"Me too."
The two of them continued watching Totes Agents, even with the repetitive formula and the stereotypical characters, seeing that the three main girls are highly sexy and there was actually spy-themed action to it, and it was clear that they were hooked on it as they continued to watch it…
END OF PART 1…
YEAH, THAT'S THE END OF THIS PART! THIS CHAPTER ENDED UP LONGER THAN I THOUGHT, BUT I WANTED TO INCLUDED THE REFERENCES ALONG WITH THE HUMOR FROM THE LOUD HOUSE TOO, SUCH AS LENI'S ANTICS WHEN IT CAME TO BEING A SPY, AMONG OTHER STUFF SUCH AS LORI'S REACTIONS TO THEM!
OKAY NOW, IF IT DIDN'T SEEM OBVIOUS NOW, IN CASE SOME OF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE SHOW BEFORE, LET ME MAKE THE REVEAL NOW: THE SHOW 'TOTES AGENTS' IS A PARODY OF TOTALLY SPIES, WITH SEVERAL THINGS FROM THAT SHOW BEING SPOOFED FROM THAT SHOW:
KAM IS A PARODY OF SAM.
FLORA IS A PARODY OF CLOVER.
ALICE IS A PARODY OF ALEX.
THE COMPANY CO-ORPORTATION OF MANKIND PROTECTION OR COOMP IS A SPOOF OF WOOHP OR WORLD ORGANIZATION OF HUMAN PROTECTION.
THE GIRLS' BOSS THOMAS BOND HAPPENS TO BE A SPOOF OF JERRY LEWIS, WITH THE LAST NAME 'BOND' BEING A TRIBUTE AND SHOUT OUT TO JAMES BOND.
ANOTHER THING, CLYDE NOTICING HOW FLORA'S HAIR IS IDENTICAL TO LORI'S IS A REFERENCE TO THIS: LORI'S HAIRSTYLE LOOKS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO CLOVER'S, IN CASE NONE OF YOU EVER NOTICED THAT!
BEFORE I FORGET, THE CHARACTER ALICE IS PARODYING; ALEX IS ALSO PART HISPANIC IN CASE SOME OF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
IT SHOULD BE WORTH NOTING THAT I HAVE WRITTEN FANFICTIONS FOR TOTALLY SPIES PRIOR TO WHEN I STARTED WRITING STORIES FOR THE LOUD HOUSE, IN CASE SOME OF YOU ARE CONFUSED BY MY MOTIVATION.
AS FAR AS THE MAIN PLOT GOES, THE WHOLE SPY THEMED GETUP JUST CAME TO ME ESPECIALLY SINCE THE SUB PLOT INVOLVES THE AFOREMENTIONED SPY-THEMED CARTOON, SO I DECIDED TO WORK WITH THAT, WHILE KEEPING BOTH LENI AND LORI IN CHARACTER!
ANYWAY, ENOUGH WITH MY OVERLY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE, NEXT CHAPTER, LINCOLN AND CLYDE CONTINUE WATCHING TOTES AGENTS, THE OTHER SISTERS END UP JOINING THEM TO WATCH IT FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL REASONS, MORE REFERENCES WILL BE MADE TO THE SHOW IT'S PARODYING, LENI CONTINUES TO BE A SPY WITH LORI'S HELP TO GET THE STUFF SHE NEEDS, AND SOME OTHER STUFF WILL BE OCCURING TOO! HOW WILL THIS GO? WHAT OTHER ANTICS WILL LENI MAKE HAPPEN? HOW WILL THE OTHER SISTERS REACT TO THE SHOW 'TOTES AGENTS'? AND WHAT OTHER REFERENCES WILL BE MADE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
MEANWHILE, ONLY IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY SO FAR AND HOW YOU FEEL OF THE PARODY THAT IS BEING SHOWN!
ASIDE FROM THAT, THAT'S ALL THERE IS FOR NOW! SO UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER, I HOPE YOU ALL LOOK FORWARD TO THE REST OF THIS STORY, AND ON THAT NOTE, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!
