A/N: Ok so I know I currently have another unfinished SP fanfic as well as a Glee story idea that is bouncing around in my head, but I already have three chapters of this finished and I realized that before I go any further I should see if people actually like it! Also I have no idea if this has already been done or not but it has been something I have been wanting to do for about 7 months now!
I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or Beauty and the Beast.
Beauty and the Geek: Prologue
10 months. It had been 10 months since the curse. 10 months since his parents had mysteriously died.
At least the police called it a mystery. He knew what had happened. It was his fault. All of this was his fault.
If he had not been so cynical... If his logic had not gotten in the way, they might still be alive.
*Flash back 10 months ago*
"Kyle, it's time to go!" His mother called from downstairs. "Coming mom!" He called back to her. He was excited because today they were going to visit Princeton University.
He grabbed his suitcase and ran downstairs. His mom and dad herded his little brother into the car and they were off. After dropping his little brother off at their grandparents house, they started toward the airport.
They never quite made it there. They got a flat tire about 12 miles outside denver.
"Don't worry Shelia. Kyle and I can fix it." Kyles dad said.
Kyle rolled his eyes before getting out of the car with his dad.
That was when he saw her.
She was old. Probably a hitch hiker or something. She approached as Kyle's dad was taking the spare and the jack out of the trunk.
"Boy," she whispered, "Do you believe, boy?"
Kyle just stared at her.
"You don't believe. You only have faith in what you see. You cannot see the magic."
"Excuse me," Kyle's dad said, "can we help you?"
"This boy does not believe. He has no faith."
"What do you mean magic? You're crazy, lady!" Kyle asked.
"Your logic blinds you from the truth."
Get away from me you old hag!" Kyle yelled.
"Be warned Kyle Broflovski! Your fate is sealed."
Kyle's mom eventually got out and made the old woman leave them alone but not before she slipped a cars with a phone number on it into Kyles pocket.
The police were baffled. Kyle's parents had disappeared without a trace. Kyle didn't even see it happen. He got back in the car after putting the jack back in the trunk for his dad and they were gone. Kyle drove to the police station in a nearby town and filed a missing persons report but there was nothing else he could do.
Three days after the incident, Kyle found the card in his pocket. He almost threw it away, but something made him pick up his cellphone and dial.
"Do you see now what magic can cause?" A voice said when the line was answered.
"Hello? Who is this?" Kyle said back.
"Who I am is not important. Do you believe now, Kyle? Surely you must after what the dark magic has done to your parents."
"What the hell did you do?" He was almost yelling now.
"Only the strongest form of magic can save you now, Kyle Broflovski. Do you believe?"
"Tell me what you're talking about! How could magic take my parents? It's not logical!"
"Your logic blinds you! You are blinded by the world in which you live. No longer! You must break the curse with the strongest kind of magic, true love." The woman explained.
"This is ridiculous!"
"To break the curse you must receive a kiss from your true love. Only this can break the spell."
"This is insane! Finding a girlfriend isn't going to bring my parents back!"
"But if it could, would you do it?"
Kyle paused. He knew the answer, but admitting it would prove he believed this crazy woman. "I would," He finally said.
"Then it shall be done. You have one year to find your true love," the old woman said.
"A year? That's crazy! I can't find my true... I can't find a girlfriend in one year!"
"Time is ticking, Kyle Broflovski. I will see you in a year.
