Ok so like I said this is just I quick one shot that is like really short, even by my standards.

I got the idea from something really funny that happened.

My school has a sports program on Wednesdays, we all chooses a sport to do and for a term we have to do it every wednesdayf. I used to go to the gym with my friends for this (it was a joke at first but we had lots of fun times there). So me and my best friend are HUGE Vampire Academy fans. While at the gym we found some brooms, I don't remember how it happened but we ended up running around the gym pretending to be badass guardians/ninjas/monkeys while whacking each other with brooms.

ahhh good times...

So basically this happened. Not the best. But I hope it makes you laugh.

Disclaimer: J: *curled up in a ball in a corner crying*

C: Jaimie, whats wrong why are you crying?

J: Because I don't own Vampire Academy! thats why

S: awwww it's ok Jai. When your brother takes over the world then we kill him and become the new leaders of the world then you can own Vampire Academy.

J: Good plan Snoopy. Why didn't I think about that?

S: Cus you and Chelle have to share a brain.

J & C: ...

The smells coming from the kitchen where driving me crazy. Christian sure was a good cook. I loved to give him hell for that but at the same time loved it.

He came out of the kitchen with the food and severed us all. Ymmmm stake and mash potatoes. My favorite. Well not really but its food. And in my mind all food is good.

We all tucked in and ate, well everyone ate else at I inhaled. We made small chit chat about this and that and I was starting to get board. I started flicking bits of mash potatoes at Eddie.

He glared at me but didn't do anything because he knows that if he does then it would start a full on food fight. And that's the last thing he wants after what happens last time.

I had stated a food fight in the lunchroom that turned into a gaurdian vs novice thing. The best part of it was when Dimitri hit Alberta with a pie when she walked in at the wrong moment. It was so funny to see the look on her face. Priceless.

Finally he gave in and flicked his peas at me. "Eddie how could you" I screech "this means war" I declare stabbing my fork into may stake "on guard" I saw in a phony French accent. He looks at me like I am crazy before copying me and soon we are bouncing around the dining room and kitchen looking like idiots.

Step, thrust, step, parry, and thrust. We move around looking about as awesome as the tree muskettetires. Except that there is only two of us.

I whack the stake out of Eddie's hand and it goes flying and hits the wall. "ROSE" Lissa screams at me "DON'T DESTORY MY KICTICHEN"

"Sorry Lissa" I call out as Eddie gets two plastic brooms and tosses me one. Our fight starts up again. I must say we look very ninja swinging the brooms behind our backs and jumping over furniture.

I finally knocked the broom out of Eddie's hand and pined him up against the wall. "Ha I win!" I call out and start dancing around the kitchen doing a victory dance.

I love to win.

Eddie pouted, rubbing his sore wrist mumbling something that was ether "I hate you Hathaway" or "I ate a bath place" I can work out which one would be better for him to have said.

"ROSE HATHAWAY. DO NOT DESTOY MY HOUSE AGAIN. DO YOU HEAR ME." Lissa yells at me.

Oh s**t.

Ok. I need you guys to do two things. If you do them then Dimitri will ask you to marry him in your dreams(you better say yes cus hes Dimitri).

1. Review. I love feed back.

2. Go to my best friend chellavampa page. Send her lots of spam and tell her to update. Tell her I sent you. I bet you shes reading this laughing her ass of thinking "Jaimie you evil little B***h" lol. Love You Sis.

Jaimie.