Summary: A new year at Hogwarts and a few new friends to join the group. Harry and his friends are at Hogwarts for their second year but with the chamber of Secrets open. Will they survive ?
M/M SLASH.
M RATING.
Harry's POV
It's 12:01 AM on the 31st of July and Harry is in his room with Isaac at the Stephens house when he hears a car engine outside his window and when he gets up and checks outside he sees a blue flying car with Ron, Fred and George inside of it and Harry goes and wakes Isaac up and once Isaac is awake Harry gets his stuff and puts it in the car. Isaac does the same thing before Harry writes a note and puts it on his bed. The two boys then get into the flying car with their two cats after sending their owls to Ron's house. They fly to Ron's house and they get their stuff out of the car once they arrived, they enter Ron's house and look around and Ron says "it's not much but it's home"
"i think it's brilliant" says Harry before they hear loud footsteps heading downstairs and then they hear "where have you been ?" it's Mrs Weasley who turns to Harry and says "Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear" she hugs Harry before she turns to Isaac and says "it's wonderful to see you Isaac" she hugs Isaac before she turns to her three sons and says "beds empty. No note. Car gone. You could have died. You could have been seen" she turns to Isaac and Harry and says "of course i don't blame you two"
"we were just excited to see Harry and Isaac" says Ron
"you would have seen him at his party" Mrs Weasley says to Ron before she asks "how about a spot of breakfast ?" the boys nod and they are lead to the kitchen and they sit down. Mrs Weasley gets them breakfast as Ginny comes down before she asks "have you seen my jumper ?"
"yes dear, it's on the cat" replies Mrs Weasley before Ginny sees Harry and widens her eyes before Harry says "hello, how are you ?"
"i'm good" she says weakly before she runs upstairs and her brothers laugh and Harry says "that was your sister ?"
"yea, Ginny, she talked about you all summer" says Ron.
"yikes" says Isaac before Mr Weasley and says "morning Weasleys" which they reply to and Mr Weasley says something about raids before he sits down and that's when he notices Harry and Isaac and asks "who are you two ?"
"i'm Harry Stephens"
"i'm Isaac Lahey"
"good lord, are you really ?" asks Mr Weasley before he asks "when did they get here ?"
"this morning, your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Santa Monica and back last night" says Mrs Weasley
"really ? how did it do ?" Mr Weasley to the boys who reply in an excited manner before he gets hit by Mrs Weasley. They eat their breakfast and suddenly Samantha, Endora, Darrin and Harry's siblings appear in front of them, Harry gulps when he sees Samantha's face which is angry before she says to Harry "what were you two thinking about disappearing in the middle of the night ?"
"Ron, Fred and George just appeared in the flying car and i didn't leave alone and i wasn't in any danger" Harry says to his mom.
"you should have woken us up to tell us you were leaving" Darrin says to Harry.
"sorry" says Harry.
"very sorry" says Isaac.
"at least you are safe" says Samantha.
"yea, plus they got in trouble for taking the car to Santa Monica anyway" says Harry before Ginny comes back downstairs and Endora says "i guess we will just have the party here, if you don't mind of course"
"i think that will be fun, who is coming to the party ?" asks Mrs Weasley.
"my muggle friends and friends from Hogwarts" replies Harry.
"how will we set it up ?" asks Percy.
"magic" replies Endora before she glances outside and waves her arms and a giant tent coloured red and black appears and then Endora says "that was easy"
"we need a cake" says Harry and Endora makes a cake with black and Red icing appear and they start getting ready for the party. When it's time for the party Endora makes Harry's friends appear and the party begins. They eat some stuff before Draco comes up to Harry and says Happy Birthday"
"thanks Draco" replies Harry before he asks Draco "wanna sing a song ?"
"what song ?" asks Ron as he walks over to them with Isaac, Theo and Seamus.
"i was thinking the cell block tango and we get some of the other guys to join in" replies Harry and they agree before they talk to the other guys. Everyone is chatting when the music starts making everyone look at them and after a little while Seamus says "pop" lighting a match.
Harry says "six" leans his head back
Isaac says "squish" grabbing the bars and gripping them hard
Theo says "uh uh" sitting down holding a cross on a chain.
Ron says "cicero" with a fake cigarette.
and Draco says "Lipchitz" turning his head towards the crowd. Hermione walks on stage and says "and now the six merry murderesses of the cook county jail, in their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango" before walking off stage as Seamus says "pop"
Harry says "six"
Isaac says "squish"
Theo says "uh-uh"
Ron says "cicero"
and Draco says "lipshitz"
some music plays before Seamus says "pop"
then Harry says "six"
then Isaac says "squish"
then Theo says "uh-uh"
then Ron says "cicero"
and Draco then says "lipshitz"
Seamus says "pop" on one knee with his hand kind of hung on a chair
Harry says "six" grabbing one of the chairs with one of his hands.
Isaac says "squish" with one hand gripping the tent pole just above his head while the other hand grips the pole just below his neck.
Theo says "uh-uh" grabbing a chair with his hands.
Ron says "cicero" sitting on a chair with the fake smoke in his hand.
and Draco says "lipshitz" leaning on a table. They say it a little faster before repeating it even faster than before.
Seamus says "pop"
Harry says "six"
Isaac says "squish"
Theo says "uh-uh"
Ron says "cicero"
and Draco says "lipshitz" before they all sing together stomping their feet as they sang "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame" they then started slowly grinding the bars as they sang "if you had been there, if you had seen it"
Isaac then sings alone "i betcha you would have done the same"
Seamus says "pop"
Harry says "six"
Isaac says "squish"
Theo says "uh-uh"
Ron says "cicero"
and Draco says "lipshitz"
Seamus says "pop"
Harry says "six"
Isaac says "squish"
Theo says "uh-uh"
Ron says "cicero"
and Draco says "lipshitz"
Harry, Isaac, Theo, Ron and Draco sing "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had seen it, i betcha you would have done the same" at least five times as Seamus says over them "you know how people have these little habits that get you down"
he pauses before saying "like Bernie" just as Terence walks on stage and Seamus leans on him as he says "Bernie liked to chew gum. no, not chew. POP. so i came home this one day and i am really irritated, and i'm looking some sympathy and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'"
he pauses before saying "no, not chewin'. Poppin'. So i say to him, i said 'you pop that gum one more time...' " Seamus sighs before saying "and he did. so i took the shot gun off the wall and i fired two warning shots" pause and Seamus points at Terence's head as he says "into his head" Seamus pulls out a red handkerchief.
Harry, Isaac, Theo, Neville and Draco all sing as Seamus dances with Terence "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had heard it, i betcha you would have done the same"
Some music plays as Harry walks forward as Seamus and Terence stop their dancing and stay in a pose.
Seamus, Isaac, Theo, Ron and Draco all sing "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had seen it, i betcha you would have done the same" as Harry says leaning on Derek "i met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it of right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner"
Harry pauses before saying "and then i found out" Harry lays Derek on the floor before saying " 'single he told me ?' single my ass. Not only was he married, ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home from work, i fixed him his drink as usual" Harry pauses, leans down onto Derek's neck before leaning up with a red handkerchief in his mouth and says "you know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic"
he pulls it out before Derek gets off the floor and they start dancing as well as Seamus and Terence as Seamus, Isaac, Theo, Ron and Draco all sing "he had it coming" before saying "pop, six" they then sing he had it coming" again before saying "cicero, lipshitz" Draco, Theo and Isaac then sing as Harry dances with Derek "he took a flower in it's prime, and then he used it and he abused it, it was a murder but not a crime" as Ron and Seamus say over them "ha, six, squish uh-uh, cicero, lipshitz"
Isaac steps forward and says, swaying his hips with the rhythm of the music and circling around with Marcus "now, i'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage" he pauses before saying "'you've been screwin' the milkman,' he says. He was crazy and kept screamin' 'you've been screwing the milk man' he pauses, wraps his leg around Marcus' waist before saying "and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times" he pushes Marcus away with reveals a long red cloth which he uses to dance with Marcus and when Marcus ends up on the floor.
Seamus, Harry, Theo, Ron and Draco sing "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had seen it, i betcha you would have done the same"
Isaac slowly wraps it around Marcus' neck as those five sings but stops as Theo comes forward and says "mit keresek én itt ? Azt mondják, a híres szeretője lefogta a férjem , míg én levágták a fejét . de ez nem igaz , ártatlan vagyok . Nem tudom , miért bácsi Sam mondom én tettem. Próbáltam elmagyarázni a rendőrségen , de ők nem értenek meg" Dean sits next to Theo and asks "yea, but did do it ?"
Theo replies with "uh uh, not guilty!" before pulling out a white handkerchief and dances with Fred.
The four couples dance a bit while softly singing "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had seen it, i betcha you would have done the same" at least six times just as Ron steps forward.
Ron says as he gets in the middle of Pansy and Dudley "my sister, Veronica and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie travelled around with us"
"now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks" says Ron but as he says "one, two, three, four, five...splits, spread eagles, back flip, flip flops, one right after the other" he made quick moves. He then says "so, this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin a few laughs and we ran out of ice. So i went out to get some"
He pauses and the stage is dark and you can only see Ron as he says "i come back, open the door and there's Veronica and Charlie doing number seventeen-the spread eagle" when Ron says 'the spread eagle' a spotlight turns on revealing Dudley standing up while Pansy is upside down with her legs wide open.
Ron pauses again before saying "well, i was in such a state of shock, i completely blacked out. i cant remember a thing" Ron then says as he opens his hands revealing two red ancerchefs "it wasn't until later, when i was washing the blood off my hands that i knew that they were dead"
Ron then sings "they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming all along. I didn't do it but if I'd done it. How could you tell me that i was wrong ?, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming all along. I didn't do it but if i'd done it. How could you tell me that i was wrong ?"
Seamus, Harry, Ron, Theo and Isaac all abandon their dance partners and sing "he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame, if you had been there, if you had seen it, i betcha you would have done the same" at least six times and circle around Draco as he says "i loved Al Lipchitz more then i can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy.. sensitive...a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found, Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. i guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and i saw him dead" as Draco says 'dead' he pretends to strangle Cedric from behind before pushing Cedric out of the way. All six of them get in a line before they all sing "the dirty bum, bum , bum, bum, bum. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum" they then sing while stomping their feet hard on the stage to the song with all of their anger "they had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming all along. Cause if they used us and if they abused us. How could you tell us that we were wrong ?"
They then sing "he had it coming. He had it coming. He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you had been there, if you had seen it. I betcha you would have done the same"
Before Seamus says "you pop that gum one more time"
then Harry says "single my ass"
then Isaac says "ten times!"
then Theo says "miert csukott uncle Sam bortonbe"
then Ron says "number seventeen- the spread eagle"
and then Draco says "artistic differences"
Seamus says "pop"
Harry says "six"
Isaac says "squish"
Theo says "uh-uh"
Ron says "cicero"
and Draco says "lipshitz" the song ends and everyone cheers as the six boys take a bow and Mr Weasley asks "what was that ?"
"that was the cell block tango" replies Julie.
"it's very interesting" says Mr Weasley.
"where is the song from ?" asks Percy.
"a movie called Chicago, it's a musical and based on the Broadway show that has the same name" replies Harry before he goes to hangout with Isaac, Theo, Draco, Seamus, Ron, Julie, Dawn, Cora, Dudley, Hermione, Neville, Cedric, Derek, Terence and Marcus.
Isaac's POV
Four days later everyone except Ginny and Percy is in the Weasley kitchen when Ginny walks in and tries to sit between Harry and Draco but is stopped by Mrs Weasley who says to her "there is a free seat over here next to your brother" motioning to a seat next to Ron and Ginny begrudged walked over and sat down while Harry mouthed "thank you" to Mrs Weasley who nods before Ginny says "Gilderoy Lockhart will be in Diagon Alley today"
"who ?" asks Isaac.
"he is a hero, Harry knows who he is, right Harry ?" says Ginny looking at Harry who is just eating his food before he looks at Ginny and says "i have no idea what you are talking about" and the others snickers a little at Ginny's face who even says "i'm sure that once you see him you will remember, you and him did adventures and fought dark creatures like werewolves, vampires and things like that and of course killed them to protect the light, i don't understand why you hang around Malfoy" she says with venom and Harry says "insult my friends and you will not hangout with us"
"i don't wanna hangout with Malfoy or the others, just you" she says.
"well Draco and the others are a package deal, Julie and I have been best friends since we were two, Dawn and I have been friends since we were ten, Isaac has been friends with us after we got him away from his dad who was bashing him and locking him in a freezer and i met Draco in the robe store and i met Ron on the train, i met Hermione on the train, i met Theo, Pansy, Blaise, Seamus and the others at Hogwarts and i started to hangout with them"
"but Nott, Malfoy, Flint, Parkinson, Zabini, Higgs and the other Slytherins are evil and you are Harry Potter the defender of the light, not the friend of a death eater" she yells before her mother yells "GINERVA MOLLY WEASLEY, YOU WILL NOT INSULT HARRY'S FRIENDS WHO ARE BY THE WAY VERY TRUSTWORTHY, THEY STUCK WITH HARRY THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AT THE SCHOOL LAST YEAR" Ginny looks at her mom with wide eyes before she says "sorry"
"it's ok, you're young and so set in your ways but they can change and i hope that we all can be friends and by the way i'm friends with both werewolves and vampires, well mainly werewolves because the vampire i was friends with is gone" Harry says to her.
"who are the werewolves ? and will we be just friends ?" Ginny asks before blushing a bit.
"Ginny, i'm gay, and the werewolves that are my friends are the Hale family, they consider me pack" says Harry.
"of course you're pack, you saved my family from being burnt alive" says Peter Hale from the doorway. Harry turns around before getting up and yelling "Uncle Peter" before hugging him and Peter laughs a bit before he is introduced to the Weasleys and Ginny asks "what do you mean he saved your family ?"
"a woman named Kate Argent was manipulating Derek into thinking she loved him, so that she could get information on my family and their defences but Harry found out and outed Derek to his parents which Derek wasn't happy about until he found out the truth and now they are extremely close"
"how close ?" asks Mrs Weasley.
"Harry trusts Derek with his life and Derek is very protective of Harry, mess with Harry and you mess with him and the rest of the Hale family, Harry is like a nephew to me, that's why he calls me Uncle Peter" Peter explains to the Weasleys as Percy come down stairs and Ginny asks "how did Derek and Harry meet ?"
"Derek saved me from being raped" Harry says casually and they hear a huge crash, when they look in the direction of the crash they she Mrs Weasley looking shocked while looking at Harry who says "Derek got there in time and then bashed the guy's head against the sink in the toilets three times before he tells me to pull my pants up and he takes his shirt off for me to wear (since mine was ripped) and he picks me up and carries me to the Summers house which is where i met Dawn"
"oh my god" says Mrs Weasley.
"he says it so casual" says Fred who is in shock as his twin brother agrees.
"so if any suitors want to court me, they have to go through Derek" says Harry with a smile before going back to eating as Peter agrees with what Harry says before muttering to himself "unless it's Derek himself that is trying to court Harry" which the others don't hear.
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