Career Day

Chapter One- Regina

McDonalds

She was going to kill him... She would rip out his heart and watch his vapid, insipid mother scream. There are like, three choices in the happy meals. How hard can it be to choose one?

"What's in the chicken nuggets?" The child drawled while drooling and picking his nose.

"Chicken." She dead panned.

"And the burger?"

"Meat."

"I don't like your tone young lady" The bleach blond bimbo screeched. Definitely Charming's type Regina thought almost offhandedly.

"She isn't young though Ma, she's like thirty, nearly a dinosaur!"

Once again she thought murder is not the way to get paid...

Why had she agreed to this? Ah yes her son, Henry. He so wanted every one to get along... She had to try. For him.


2 hours later


Never again after the fiasco with the happy meal and 13 anonymous complaints later ranging from emotional trauma to physical violence it was very clear that Regina would never be cut out for the services sector Mary Margaret realised... Maybe Career Swap Day hadn't been the schoolteachers best idea.. At least it wasn't as bad as Charming...


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-M