This has to be by far the dumbest thing I ever wrote. But I don't argue with a screaming Irken with a phaser. If you're fic is parodied, I am sorry. It's only humor..
*Disclaimer* I don't own anything in this fic except Chien (Because I own myself!!)
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One fine day...
Dib: HOLD IT!!
Zim: Why must you human stink-beasts torture me!
Dib: I think I speak for everyone when I say that we want our say!
Gaz walks in. She is playing her game-slave.
Gaz: I say you're both morons.
Dib: Gaz!! This is serious!
Gaz: Whatever.
Zim: Foolish humans! When I enslave your planet there will be no fan fiction!!
Gaz: Fan.. fiction? *turns off game-slave* Yea I have something to say about that!
Dib: finally...
Gaz: I am SICK and TIRED of being portrayed as morbid and suicidal! MAN!!!
Is it because I dress Goth?! WHAT EEZ IT MAN!?
Dib: And why am I always portrayed as a dork?
Zim: I wonder... *whistles*
Gir walks in wearing a red robe and smoking a pipe.
Gir (in a British accent): I do say old chaps! Isn't it a tad annoying when being portrayed completely out of characktor? Quite dreadful!
Everyone stares at Gir for twenty minutes. He stares back. Then gradually his little robotic face takes on its usual look of stupidity. He troughs off his robe and pipe.
Gir: I like pancakes!!
Everyone sigh with relief.
Zim: That.. was.. odd.
Dib: Yup.
Zim: Very odd... Where were we?
Gir: some ficcy.. thingy.. think.. Peppermints!!
Zim: Yess peppermints... now I.. Waita-minut!
Gaz: And another thing! No offence Zim but if I get stuck in one more romance fic with you I will vomit.
Dib: That spin-the-bottle fic was weird.
Zim: *shudders* Don't remind me. Humans are disgusting!
Gir: IEE LIKED IT!
Gaz: You weren't even in that one..
Gir: Ohh yeeeaah.
Dib: But the worst has got to be slash fics.
Zim: I know! The titles are so misleading! In not a single one am I slashing open a HUMAN STINK-BEAST! Nor decapitating, or impaling, or..
Gaz: *giggles insanely*
Dib: Uh.. Zim? That's not what a slash fic is.
Zim: It's not? THEN I DEMAND SOMBODY TELL MEE!
Gaz, in between fits of laughter leans over and whispers to where Zim's ears would be (If he had ears). His expression goes blank and his skin goes pale. Then He grabs his mouth and runs off-screen. Heaving noises are heard. After a while he staggers back onto the screen. His color is back but he still looks woozy. He lifts a gloved finger at Dib.
Zim: I.. Would.. NEVER! Not.. with.. HIM!!
Dib: That makes two of us.
*Ahem!*
A blond girl appears out of nowhere. (Me!!)
Chien: I am surprised at you guys! None of you has even mentioned Self-insertion fics!!
Dib: Yea!! And how inevitably one of us.. falls.. in.. Say Chien? Have I ever told you how lovely your eyes are??
Chien instantly realizes the mistake of physically putting herself in the story.
Chien (In small tone of voice): oh crap!
Chien starts running.
Dib: Wait my love!!
Dib runs after Chien. Gir, thinking this is some sort of game, runs after the both of them.
Gir: WEEEHEE!!
Gaz: I never thought I'd see the day..
Zim: I wish I hadn't!
Gaz: I want tacos. Wanna come?
Zim: ....... 'k.
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I know it was very very very stupid. But still review anyways. Please?
Dib: There you are!
Chien: AAAAA!!
Screen goes blank. Kissing noises are heard before..
THE END
*Disclaimer* I don't own anything in this fic except Chien (Because I own myself!!)
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One fine day...
Dib: HOLD IT!!
Zim: Why must you human stink-beasts torture me!
Dib: I think I speak for everyone when I say that we want our say!
Gaz walks in. She is playing her game-slave.
Gaz: I say you're both morons.
Dib: Gaz!! This is serious!
Gaz: Whatever.
Zim: Foolish humans! When I enslave your planet there will be no fan fiction!!
Gaz: Fan.. fiction? *turns off game-slave* Yea I have something to say about that!
Dib: finally...
Gaz: I am SICK and TIRED of being portrayed as morbid and suicidal! MAN!!!
Is it because I dress Goth?! WHAT EEZ IT MAN!?
Dib: And why am I always portrayed as a dork?
Zim: I wonder... *whistles*
Gir walks in wearing a red robe and smoking a pipe.
Gir (in a British accent): I do say old chaps! Isn't it a tad annoying when being portrayed completely out of characktor? Quite dreadful!
Everyone stares at Gir for twenty minutes. He stares back. Then gradually his little robotic face takes on its usual look of stupidity. He troughs off his robe and pipe.
Gir: I like pancakes!!
Everyone sigh with relief.
Zim: That.. was.. odd.
Dib: Yup.
Zim: Very odd... Where were we?
Gir: some ficcy.. thingy.. think.. Peppermints!!
Zim: Yess peppermints... now I.. Waita-minut!
Gaz: And another thing! No offence Zim but if I get stuck in one more romance fic with you I will vomit.
Dib: That spin-the-bottle fic was weird.
Zim: *shudders* Don't remind me. Humans are disgusting!
Gir: IEE LIKED IT!
Gaz: You weren't even in that one..
Gir: Ohh yeeeaah.
Dib: But the worst has got to be slash fics.
Zim: I know! The titles are so misleading! In not a single one am I slashing open a HUMAN STINK-BEAST! Nor decapitating, or impaling, or..
Gaz: *giggles insanely*
Dib: Uh.. Zim? That's not what a slash fic is.
Zim: It's not? THEN I DEMAND SOMBODY TELL MEE!
Gaz, in between fits of laughter leans over and whispers to where Zim's ears would be (If he had ears). His expression goes blank and his skin goes pale. Then He grabs his mouth and runs off-screen. Heaving noises are heard. After a while he staggers back onto the screen. His color is back but he still looks woozy. He lifts a gloved finger at Dib.
Zim: I.. Would.. NEVER! Not.. with.. HIM!!
Dib: That makes two of us.
*Ahem!*
A blond girl appears out of nowhere. (Me!!)
Chien: I am surprised at you guys! None of you has even mentioned Self-insertion fics!!
Dib: Yea!! And how inevitably one of us.. falls.. in.. Say Chien? Have I ever told you how lovely your eyes are??
Chien instantly realizes the mistake of physically putting herself in the story.
Chien (In small tone of voice): oh crap!
Chien starts running.
Dib: Wait my love!!
Dib runs after Chien. Gir, thinking this is some sort of game, runs after the both of them.
Gir: WEEEHEE!!
Gaz: I never thought I'd see the day..
Zim: I wish I hadn't!
Gaz: I want tacos. Wanna come?
Zim: ....... 'k.
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I know it was very very very stupid. But still review anyways. Please?
Dib: There you are!
Chien: AAAAA!!
Screen goes blank. Kissing noises are heard before..
THE END
