Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I also probably don't own anything else that looks like something of yours.

Holy crap! A new story that I'm sure you accidentally stumbled on. But now THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA! Dub-ub-ub. Not so fast I see you going towards that back button. (grabs the mouse away.) Now you must read this story that has the same plot as so many others. Mwahaha!

4 friends are sitting around waiting for the 5th to get the Nintendo 64 plugged in. But he isn't paying good attention and plugs it in wrong.

Harry: O.K. guys, it's all ready! Kim: Well that took long enough. Harry: Shaddap you! Sam: Well are we going to play or what!? Harry: Not we, me, I'm going to play Zelda and you're going too help.

Krysten: Well, lets go; I'm not going to live forever!

Harry: Hold your horses you impatient monkey!

Harry reaches over and turns on the N64 when suddenly there was a blinding flash and then a portal appeared.

Harry: WWWOOOWWW!!!

Sam: What the heck is that thing.

Kim: I don't know, but you're going to find out.

Mike: Hey, what are we doing?

Kim: Getting pushed down a portal, come on, everybody's doing it!

Mike: What (gets pushed down the portal) Kim tosses Sam and Mike and the others into the portal. Before she leaves, she writes a note saying, Dear Harry's Parents, We were playing Zelda and a portal like thingy appeared. So if you need us we will be in the video game. Please call our parents that we are trapped in the Zelda game. Back whenever! Love, Kim Hyrule Kim: Where in the name of all things cheesy are we?!

Harry: Hello, can't you see the bold print that says HYRULE?

Kim: Ohhhhhhhhhh.

All of them see a figure who looks like a blade of grass coming towards them.

Sam: What is that thing?

Thing (otherwise known as Link): Hi, my name is-

Harry: (Raises hand excitedly) ME ME, I KNOW!!! You are link and this is the fairy named Navi to whom I wish nothing but ill.

Link: How do you know me?

Harry: I'm psycho- uhm I mean physic! Where are we anyway?

Link: If your physic than you should Know shouldn't you

Harry: SILENCE YOU!!! So were are we!?

Link: were in Kokiri Forest and I'm on my way to break Mido's face for not letting me see the annoying talking tree, want to come?

Sam: Here's one better, let's go on your entire quest with you!

Link: Yeah that would be great.

Navi: But-

Link: (swats at Navi) Shut up Navi!

Krysten: But before we go kill Mido you should know that I an the one who is the closest to being sane and that's not saying much, I have my moments, so if you don't mind insanity.

Kim: Yeah my little gingerbread man, we are all insane and if you aren't careful you will become insane also MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Link: Whatever that's just a chance I have to take!