I Need a Ride

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

A story written by me and my brother

Nartuo was starring at his hands when he suddenly thought 'Why am I starring at my hands?' He then began observing his surroundings and noticed he was standing on a yellow brick road and was surrounded by a thick mist.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I!" he orange clad ninja suddenly yelled.

Then he thought 'I'm probably in those movies with the Chinese guy and the black…yea….yea WAIT! WHERES THE BLACK GUY! And I'm not Chinese….'

He was about to think of more randomly stupid explanations as to why he was in this predicament when he suddenly heard a loud ruckus heading toward him.

He was about to pull out a kunai to defend himself when he suddenly thought 'Wait! If I have a kunai in one hand what am I going to do with the other!' so he decided against it.

Suddenly the source of the noise which by then he identified as what the young people say "hip hop" and "rap" bursted though the mist and suddenly halted right next him.

It was a pimping pink car with a boom box blaring loud music at the back with gaara and kankuro wearing chains, baggy clothing, and of course a pimp hat.

"AHHHHHH! IT'S THE HUNCHBACK OF NORODAM! HE'S BACK!" scream Naruto as he pulled out a kunai and A Icha Ihca Paradise book to defend himself with.

'O.k., here's the plan. I'll lure him in with the porno and then strike when his guard his down.' The blond was about to initiate his plan he suddenly realized a flaw! 'What if he was gay! Hmmmmmmm……. I got it! I'll just use that video Sasuke gave me! It read: Broke Back Mountain.

"Yo dawg! I ain't no hunchback! This be a gourd fool!" gaara yelled at the clueless ninja standing before him.

"Word" Kankuro added as he showed off his grills.

"Oh…..OH MY GOD! IT'S THE SAND MAN!" Naruto suddenly scream at the top of his lungs.

"You be trippin fool. What you need is some good crack." The sand nin informed the blue eyed boy.

Once again Kankuro added, "Word."

"What's crack?" replied the clueless ninja.

"Crack be da SHIT, BITCH!" answered gaara as he pulled out a clear plastic bag full of white powered.

As usual Kankuro added a simple "Word."

"Do you eve stop saying that!" yelled a now annoyed Naruto

"Wait, wait fool. We've been working on it!" said gaara " Show 'em what you got."

Kankuro merely nodded and began stuttering,"Fo- Fo- Fo-"

"Come on Dog you can do dis shit!" encouraged gaara.

"FOSHIZZLE!" yelled Kankuro.

"Foshizzle?" Naruto asked with a confused expression on his face.

Kankuro just nodded. He then looked at his watch and suddenly shrieked "I'm late for my ballet lesson!"

"You just said something other than-! Wait did you just say ballet lesson?"

"ummmm…no" replied a now sweating Kankuro.

"What kind of ganstas take ballet!" yelled Naruto.

"We ain't ganstas Bitch! We Pimpstas half gansta half pimp." Said gaara. He then sped off into the mist.

'Good riddance thought Naruto……WAIT THAT WAS MY RIDE OUT OF HERE!'

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Will Naruto ever find his way back?

Will Kankuro make it to his ballet lesson?

Find out next time on NA-RU-TO!