A/N: PERVERTED HUMOR. Sorry I am bored. Teen titans don't belong to me. Mostly dialogue.

It was a normal day at the Titan's tower in Jump city and the crime rate was preferably low. Not much happened besides the occasional bank robbers and maybe a villain with a lame pun or two, but other than that, not much went down. The Teen Titans were all in the living room doing their own thing, most of them anyway. Raven was in her book, Cyborg was doing repairs on himself, and beat boy was geeking out the Ps3. The only people missing was starfire and robin.

"Hey, I noticed something." Cyborg said aloud as he broke the long silence.

"What?" BB replied while not taking his eyes off the game.

"Satrfire and Robin are still sleep."

"Probably had a long night. I did hear some loud bumping noises."

"That was the sound of your head hitting the head board retard." Ravenreplied, slightly annoyed.

"Oh yea, that's probably why I woke up with a headache this morning."

Just then starfre lazily flew into the living room where all her friends where and sat down on the couch, yawning and slumping back into the cushions. "Morning friends."

"Sup star, you still sleepy?"

"Yes my friend cyborg I am. I stayed up all night trying to get robin to look at me and maybe touch me."

"Touch you starfire?" the three said in unison.

"Yes. Is that not what earth males do? Or do they touch other earth males instead of females?"

"Well knowing robin" Beast boy started as he put the game on pause, "You can't really tell. He does run around in tights and spandex ,so I dunno."

"Don't forget about his batman days. They both wore spandex remember?"

"I thought all the earth males worse spandex and the tights as you say."

"No star" Cyborg said as he walked over to his friends, "It's considered gay."

Raven sighed. "Robin is not gay. Now tell her some advice that is useful."

"Well" Beastboy started as he directed his attention to his alien friend,
"What did you try to do?"

"I invited him in my room for a nightcap but he refused the head wear."

"You offered him a real cap starfire?"

"Yes, is that wrong?"

"You don't do that starfire" cyborg said trying to suppress a laugh.

"ohhhhh…I didn't know" she lowered her head, "Maybe that's why he would touch me and put his kanorgh in my hirgh."

"What and what?!" Beast boy exclaimed confused.

Cyborg then whispered in his friend's ear to make him realize what she meant.

"OHH I GET IT!!!"

"What else happened star?" Raven asked, getting into the conversation.

"I asked him he wanted to do the foreplay but he said no after I offered to get the three of you."

"Foreplay doesn't require four people starfire." Raven sighed as beastboy and cyborg laughed.

"It doesn't?"

"No star, it's sexual stimulation to get the genitals ready for intercourse."

"Oh…."starfire sighed, "Maybe I am not compatible for robin."

"Don't say that starfire" Cyborg said while trying not to laugh again, "Maybe Robin is gay."

"He is not gay." Raven and starfire said in unison.

"Well why is his name dick then? What mother would name their son after a genital?"

"I heard it was short for Richard and dick is a nickname for him?"

"So he's a red-breasted dick named Richard? Don't think so."

Beatboy laughed. "Funny."

"Would you two grow up please?!" Raven exclaimed, getting fed up with their stupidity.

"Sorry Rae, but it's funny. I mean look at it. He is a red breasted spandex tight wearing dick named Richard."

"Don't forget he's gay too!" Cyborg said adding on to beastboy.

"Like you all don't whack your "Robin""

"I don't, but BB might." Cyborg smiled slyly.

"I don't man! That's nasty."

"Yea right. So how do you know what semen feels like?"

"Because I felt it before."

"Really now?"

"HEY….STOP IT! I DON'T WHACK MY "ROBIN"

"Sure you don't." Raven and Cyborg said with starfire laughing.

"Back on subject. Starfire, talk to Robin."

"Raven what will I say to him?"

"Ask him if those spandex tights ever rub up against him the wrong way."

"CYBORG!" Raven scowled.

"Sorry, couldn't resist."

"He might chaff that "Robin" of his cyborg!" Beastboy laughed.

"True, but you should know. You wear spandex too."

"DO NOT! It's polyester and cotton with a smidge of nylon."

"Well damn Martha Stuart, you know your fabrics."

"Again" raven growled, "Back on topic. So, just ask him why he won't…become….you know."

"I tried but he said he wasn't ready. I asked why and he said it was complicated."

"Maybe he still needs time star. You all have known each other for over three years but dated only for one."

"My theory sounds better!" Beastboy chimed, "He is gay! Why else would he have batman and superman on his wall? I bet "Robin" comes out and flies at night."

"Good one BB!" Cyborg laughs, "but I doubt it flies though. Probably limps to the side and hangs there in the "bushes" for a while."

"Come on starfire" Raven said while getting up and taking the girls hand to leave, "These idiots are dumb and they need help. Let's go somewhere more quiet and talk."

A/N" I KNOW RANDOM AND I AM SORRY BUT IT WAS FOR LAUGHS. Thank you Ginerva for the idea.