All of these lines across my face
Summary: This is a Glee story, slightly AU with some Lost Girl references. You don't need to watch Lost Girl to understand the story though, everything will be explained. It will definitely have some supernatural themes. Santana will be paired with a female OC, there will be a few OC's and there will be Finn bashing. This starts out in sophomore year. The cheerios join glee but never have to choose between the two, and Quinn will never be pregnant. The first few chapters will give you a good idea of where this story is headed and what it's about.
AN: The story is rated M for swearing, sex and the general made up ridiculousness that I'm sure this story will be. I have a general idea where the story is going so hopefully it doesn't take long between chapters. Feel free to comment or review but honestly I'm writing this for myself just to get it out of my head.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee
*** All of these lines across my face ***
Chapter 1
Santana's POV:
I can't believe we're already back here, summer vacation in Puerto Rico with my Abuela was way too short. One year down, three to go then it's out of this hell hole, out of this town all together. I hate this fucking town. Since I'm an only child and my parents care way more about their fucking jobs than me, I'm pretty much on my own already. The rare times they are home, they try telling me who I can and can't be friends with. Of the people I've brought home, they only seem to tolerate Quinn. They also seem to think that I shouldn't date until I'm 18. Seriously? What fucking century are they from? I'm glad they aren't around much. At least when I spend the summer with my Abuela, I know someone cares about me. She's the only adult I respect in my family. I can't wait to get out of this damn town. I don't know what the world has in store for me but it has got to be better than Lime fucking Ohio.
"S! Pay attention before I make you run laps." Quinn hissed at me.
"Fuck you Fabray." I threw right back, I don't care if she is captain. Seriously, who the fuck schedules morning Cheerios practice the first day of school? God this sucks. If I could run the school without this damn uniform, I'd quit in a heartbeat. It's sad how terrified people are of three sophomore girls in cheerleading uniforms. Well more like two, since no one is actually scared of B, but they know she is untouchable or they'll get the wrath of Snixx. Everyone knows they can't mess with the unholy trinity.
"HIT THE SHOWERS SLACKERS! I CAN'T TAKE WATCHING THIS MEDIOCRITY ANY LONGER!" Sue barked through her megaphone.
I didn't miss that sound all summer. How is B skipping and smiling after a two hour practice? She links pinkies with me as we walk off the field.
"Hey S! That was so much fun. I missed this all summer." Britt said bubbly as ever.
"Ugh, seriously B? This is never something I would miss. I only missed you all summer." We smiled at each other and head to the locker room.
Freshly showered and with new uniforms on, the unholy trinity is ready to strut down the hall. Why we have to wear these things all the damn time is beyond me, stupid Sue and her rules.
"Let's do this ladies." Quinn smirked. B and I just glance at each other before flanking Q's sides. Walking down the hall seeing people dive out of our way or look down as quickly as possible is just the ego trip I needed the first day back. These people are so fucking lame. The three of us make it to our lockers in no time since we part the hallways like the Red Sea. Just as I'm getting my notebook for first period I feel a heavy arm across my shoulders and smell way too much axe body spray.
"Hey sexy." Puck whispered in my ear. I just glare at him by best death glare until he removes his arm. "Whoa, Santana, who pissed in your Wheaties?" Puck asked hands up, stepping back next to Finnessa.
"I can't deal with douche bags this early in the morning. Let's go B. Later Q." Quinn just gave me a head nod and walked away with the jolly green giant.
"Why are you so mean to Pucky? I thought if you gave someone a present that meant you like them." B said innocently.
"I never gave Puck a present…" What is she talking about? Half the shit that comes out of her mouth…
"You gave him your v-card last year. That's what he told everyone. How come you gave it to him? What is a v-card? Is it like a bus pass? Why didn't you give it to me?"
Oh my god. I quickly pulled B into the nearest bathroom and cleared it with a cold glare and sharp 'out' to the three girls at the mirrors.
"Ok B, I'll explain this one more time. A v-card isn't an actual card; it's a person's virginity. So technically I did give it to you, and I have yours, remember?" She smiled and nods. "And that's our little secret. When I had sex with Puck after that, I just told him I was a virgin, to protect our secret and boost my popularity. So I didn't give him anything, except for the best night of his life, obviously."
"Oh ok. I get it S. But wait, so why are you so mean to him?" Yeah I guess I didn't really justify that part.
"Because he thinks since we had sex once that I will do him any time he wants. Which… gross. It was bad enough once to have his rough, sweaty, smelly body on top of me for all of five minutes, I don't need to experience it again. So, I don't want him to think he can put is paws all over me in school." Hum... that sounded totally gay. Good thing this bathroom is empty.
"Yeah you're way better in bed than Puck is." Wait, what?
"When did you have sex with Puck, B?"
"This summer silly. I also had sex with Matt, Ryan, Shawn and Derek. Those are all the names I remember right now." B said proudly.
Fuck my life. This is going to be a long ass year.
