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Author's Notes.
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First off, NO I DO NOT LIKE POKEMON. Now that that is off my chest, I will continue. I am only writting this as a commentary of the sheer stupidity of pokemon in general. I came up with the idea after a kid was running through my place of employment, screaming out the names of various pokemon. I stopped him and asked what he was doing, and he said that that is what they say. Get this those little creatures only say their names.... How dumb is that?
Anyway this is a parody. And will be a crossover so It isn't lumped in in the massive pokemon category. Enjoy yet another taste of my sick mind.
Oh yes obligitory statements. If you are offended by swearing, drug usage, and extreme levels of gore, Don't read this
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End Notes
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( It was another bright sunny day.... as if there is any other kind in this overly cheerful and sickeningly sweet world of the pokemon. We find several Pokemon Sitting around a table, but not in their usual idiotic, and insipid personae. Instead we see them as they are naturally. Pikachu has donned a small red fez, with a yellow tassel, and a pipe stuffed with the finest tobacco that money can buy, and the best part is he gave up the annoying high pitched squeel for his true voice, that can best be described as Sean Connery. Bulbasaur is sitting beside him, doing what that little beast does best, rolling a joint and smokin till there ain't no tomorrow. He too has shed the awful voice used on tv, and we find out, that he actually sounds like....Vincent Price. It appears that they are having a deep philisophical conversation. Let's listen in.....)
Pikachu: "Pika...Pika chu chuuuuuuuuu Pika Piiiiiiiiiiiika!"
Bulbasaur " Bul....ba?"
P: "Pika PIKA chuuuuu Pikapikapika!!!"
B ( Apparently pleased with the answer): "Bulba....Saur.... Bulba."
P (Not happy with Bulbasaurs Smart ass response): "PIKA!!!!"
B (Taking a puff from his joint, and offering Pikachu a hit): "Saaaaaaaaaaaaur........."
P (Now thouroughly pissed off at Bulbasaur, electrocutes him. The ensuing fire lites up Bulbasaur's entire stash. Pikachu proceeds to get high off the smoke. Now kind of light headed, but VERY happy): piiiiiiiikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
(Pikachu passes out, and his head is bit off by a passing dog.)
Dog: Rooby Rooby Roooooo!
(Proceeds to the scooby doo Theme music, as pikachu blood squirts everywhere.)
The end.
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Final Notes
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What, you thought I could have marijuana in the story and NOT include Scooby doo? Are you CRAZY??? Scooby knew Bud better then he knew his own name!!!!
Author's Notes.
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First off, NO I DO NOT LIKE POKEMON. Now that that is off my chest, I will continue. I am only writting this as a commentary of the sheer stupidity of pokemon in general. I came up with the idea after a kid was running through my place of employment, screaming out the names of various pokemon. I stopped him and asked what he was doing, and he said that that is what they say. Get this those little creatures only say their names.... How dumb is that?
Anyway this is a parody. And will be a crossover so It isn't lumped in in the massive pokemon category. Enjoy yet another taste of my sick mind.
Oh yes obligitory statements. If you are offended by swearing, drug usage, and extreme levels of gore, Don't read this
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End Notes
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( It was another bright sunny day.... as if there is any other kind in this overly cheerful and sickeningly sweet world of the pokemon. We find several Pokemon Sitting around a table, but not in their usual idiotic, and insipid personae. Instead we see them as they are naturally. Pikachu has donned a small red fez, with a yellow tassel, and a pipe stuffed with the finest tobacco that money can buy, and the best part is he gave up the annoying high pitched squeel for his true voice, that can best be described as Sean Connery. Bulbasaur is sitting beside him, doing what that little beast does best, rolling a joint and smokin till there ain't no tomorrow. He too has shed the awful voice used on tv, and we find out, that he actually sounds like....Vincent Price. It appears that they are having a deep philisophical conversation. Let's listen in.....)
Pikachu: "Pika...Pika chu chuuuuuuuuu Pika Piiiiiiiiiiiika!"
Bulbasaur " Bul....ba?"
P: "Pika PIKA chuuuuu Pikapikapika!!!"
B ( Apparently pleased with the answer): "Bulba....Saur.... Bulba."
P (Not happy with Bulbasaurs Smart ass response): "PIKA!!!!"
B (Taking a puff from his joint, and offering Pikachu a hit): "Saaaaaaaaaaaaur........."
P (Now thouroughly pissed off at Bulbasaur, electrocutes him. The ensuing fire lites up Bulbasaur's entire stash. Pikachu proceeds to get high off the smoke. Now kind of light headed, but VERY happy): piiiiiiiikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
(Pikachu passes out, and his head is bit off by a passing dog.)
Dog: Rooby Rooby Roooooo!
(Proceeds to the scooby doo Theme music, as pikachu blood squirts everywhere.)
The end.
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Final Notes
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What, you thought I could have marijuana in the story and NOT include Scooby doo? Are you CRAZY??? Scooby knew Bud better then he knew his own name!!!!
