Okay, I know I didn't finish SnowflakeMoon College AU yet, but this is easy to upload because I'm using the Shrek theme!

DISCLAIMER: DREAMWORKS AND DISNEY OWN THESE CHARACTERS


Jack's P.O.V

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

I fold up the story book and laugh. "Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of sh-" I flush the toilet and walk out.

Oh, yeah. I forgot. My name is Jack Frost, anything else you want to know?

As I'm walking around my fjord, I hear whispers.

"Think it's in there?"

"All right. Let's get it!"

"Hold on, do you know what that thing can do to you?"

"Yeah, it'll freeze your bones for it's clothes!"

Oh, I guess I forgot something again. I'm Jack Frost, a Snowflake Kissed. We're also known as Snowflakes. I don't know why I'm saying 'we'. I'm the only Snowflake I know. Snowflakes have ice powers, and are feared everywhere. Basically everyone wants to kill me.

I fly up above the men.

"Look! It's over there!" One man points.

"Back! Back I say!" I shout at them. Trembling, they point their spheres at me.

I cast ice shards close to them, just to taunt.

"This is where you run," I whisper, and they listen.

Ah, the life of a Snowflake.


I walk over to the auction of Fairytale Creatures, just for amusement.

"I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!" A wooden puppet exclaims.

"Five shillings for the possessed boy," one man bargains.

"He talks! I swear!" One woman shouts.

"Get her out of my sight," one man grunts.

"No! He does talk!" The woman backs up and accidentally knocks a fairy on... A snowman? The snowman begins to float.

"I'm flying! Wow, a flying, talking, snowman in summer. You don't see that everyday!" The snowman chuckles.

"He can fly!" Everyone exclaims.

"That's right! I can fly! You might've seen a housefly, or maybe a superfly, but you've never seen a donkey fly! Haha!" The snowman looks pleased with himself. "Oh-oh!" The snowman suddenly bumps into a tree and falls.

I shrug, and walk up a path that leads to my fjord. All of a sudden, I feel something bump into me. I turn and see the snowman, and he gasps.

"Get him!" Footprints come towards us, and the snowman hides behind me.

"You there! Snowflake!" A guard calls.

"Yes?" I turn around nonchalantly.

"By the order of Lord Weasltown I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility!" The head guard looks nervous.

"Oh? You and what army?" I smirk.

The guard turns, and realizes that his army was gone. He scurried off immediately.

"Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" The snowman says. I turn around, and he has his twigs stretched out for a hug.

"Whatever. I don't do hugs. Go hug your friends," I turn around and begin walking.

"I don't have friends. Hey, I'll stick with you! You can use that stick thingy to scare people off too, can't you?" Olaf gestures to my staff.

I send out ice shards in the air, and the fall near the snowman, but he dodges them.

"Oh, wow. That was really scary!" Olaf chuckles, and keeps following me.

"Why are you following me?" I ask, frustrated. It's been five minutes since we scared off the guards and he's still following me!

"I'll tell you why," Olaf takes a deep breath and begins singing about him being alone.

"Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends!" I groan.

"Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest," Olaf looks at me respectfully.

"Seriously, I'm a Snowflake. I can freeze everyone to death. Doesn't that scare you?" I ask.

"Nope," Olaf replies.

I sigh.

Looks like I'm stuck with someone.


Question: Who is your favorite character in ROTG?