Know Your Stars: CSI Style!
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Know Your Stars' or CSI, R&R! Please!
A/N: Sorry I just had a big urge to write this!
Key: Bold invisible me dialogue
Regular character dialogue
Italic my thoughts
(-) actions
Part 1: Catherine Willows
Know Your Stars…
Know Your Stars…
Know Your Stars…
Catherine Willows, she goes out with the guy from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
Hey! He's a great guy don't judge him by his work!
Grissom: What!
What are you here for!
Grissom: Waahhhgggg!
What are you cryin' about?
Grissom: (Runs away)
Wow… Catherine Willows, she broke Mr. Grissoms heart! Hah! Hah! Hah!
What the!
Ooooo… What do we have here? (flips pages in small room off screen) Catherine Willows, she has a big rash on her but!
I do not!
Yes you do you wrote it! Catherine Willows last year she made out with an Orangutan!
Hey how do you-? No… Sara, you didn't-! Give her my very personal diary, did you-?
Sara: Bwah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Catherine Willows, she is afraid of turkeys.
No I am not!
Ooooo… Touchy. Wait, your name is Catherine Grillows sorry the show can't begin without Catherine Willows…
But I am Catherine Willows!
Sorry but my list says that your Catherine Grillows. Sorry I can't begin the show without Catherine Willows…
I will tell you again. I. Am. Catherine. Willows.
Catherine Grillows she doesn't know who she is. Man is she dumb if that's the case…
Hey I'm not dumb!
(Camera fades out)
Hey! Come back! All those things you said are lies! Get back here!
Now you know Catherine Willows, a CSI who goes out with the guy in the Texas chainsaw massacre, and has an unseemly rash on her but, makes out with orangutans, fears turkeys, and she doesn't know the horrible truth that her life is a complete lie! (Snickers)
None of that is true! Come back here! Hey-! What do ya mean by 'my life is a lie'? Get back here!
A/N: Bwah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Next victim is Gil Grissom! Bwah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
