I'm blocked on "Wedding Blues?"so have decided to go to a writting area where i'm more comfortable. Comedy! I enjoy writting this more than drama or supence. Might go back to Wedding Blues if you like, though! R&R!
WHO'S THE BOSS?
Driving Mona
Written by: Nanny Girl
(Opening Scene Tony and Angela sitting in the kitchen Each of them feeding one Twin Just then the front door is heard slamming Tony and Angela look at each other each of take a toddler out of a high chair and go into the living room)
(They enter the room to find Mona fuirustily taking off her coat )
Angela
Mother, what's going on out here?
Tony
Another one nighter wanting another nighter?
( Tony laughs to himself and Mona glares at him The doorbell rings Tony goes to answer it )
Mona
Tony, if love me you will not answer that door
(Tony looks over at Angela with a questioning look across his face Angela has the same look Tony then answers the door to revel a police officer)
Mona
I knew you always hated me!
Officer
Excuse me does that woman live here?
Tony
Well sorta I mean we fed her once and now she keeps coming back.
(Mona glares at Tony Angela Walks over to the Officer)
Angela
Yes, officer she's my mother. Is something wrong?
Officer
I'll say there is, she hit my car!
Angela/ Tony
Mother!/ Mona!
Mona
I did not!
Officer
Ma'am my car has the blue paint from your car.
Mona
That doesn't prove anything! You could have gotten that paint off the newly painted trash can at Duncan Doughnuts, you police are always at instead of on the look out for crime.
Officer
We do look out for crime…
Mona
Oh you're right. I 'm sorry you have to keep a sharp eye out for short-changing waitresses!
Angela
Mother! Officer I'm sorry about this. I'll have a talk with my mother.
Mona
What am I a child?
Tony
Quiet down or no ice cream after dinner tonight.
(Mona Glares at the two of them)
Officer
I'm sorry ma'am but I'm going to have to give your mother a ticket.
(Officer then begins writing a ticket out while Angela glares at her mother and Tony and Mona began to argue but with no words being said Officer hands the paper to Mona)
Officer
Here you are ma'am
(Mona snatches it from his hand)
Officer
Have a good day
(He leaves the house with Mona following behind)
Mona
You too Officer and I'll see you in court…the day pigs fly!
(Mona slams the door once more then turns around to look at Angela and Tony)
Mona
What?
Angela
Mother you gotta a ticket , you're going to have to go to court! Don't what us!
Mona
Ha you actually believed that! Please the man was so stuffed with doughnuts he forgot to ask for my license.
Tony
Does anyone else have a craving for doughnuts now?
(Angela glares at him)
Tony
No just me then.
Mona
It's a shame he didn't though this picture sure would have changed his mind.
(Mona holds up her wallet and Tony goes over to see)
Tony
Wow Mona that is a good picture. You look so young here!
Mona
Yes the camera does love me!
(Angela walks over to the two and looks at the license Seconds later she snatches it from Tony's hands)
Angela
Mother! This license expired four years ago!
Tony / Mona
What?!
(Mona snatches it back)
Mona
Angela it's not four years it five we're in 1995!
Angela (Sarcastically)
Thank you, Thank you mother that makes it much better!
Mona
Anything to help.
(Mona exits while Angela tries to hit her with the newspaper that was on the table and Tony tries Holds Angela back)
