Scaring the shit out of American and British people and randomness
Summary: Randomness
chapter 1- Creepy girl in basements and door slamming.
Me: Welcome to Scaring the shit out of American and British people and randomness! (Bloody hell, that's a mouthful.)
The reason that the chapter is called that because it is based on something that happened to my cousins. (The first thing, not the door slamming.)
It's a long long story. If your wondering who the british people are one of them is, me. Lexi Jones. The rest are my cousins.
The American person will be revealed later. Probably.
Anyway, my cousins are terrified of our aunt and uncle's basement.
*Door slams*
*They hear a scream*
Alfred: FUCKING HELL. STUPID FUCKING DOOR. IT JUST DOES IT RANDOMLY.
Me: Alfred is the American dude. That's happened 4 times already.
Alfred: Well, to you.
Me: Shut up Alfred. Anyway, I should tell them why my cousins are terrified of the basement.
Alfred: It happened on Halloween last year.
Me: I was telling them.
Alfred: I'll help!
Me: My cousins, Lilly, Leo and Maisie were staying at their house. They were talking about anime and other stuff. Suddenly they heard a crash.
Alfred: DUN DUN DUN.
Me: Really?
Alfred: I had to.
Me: Maisie went downstairs to check it out. She went down into the basement and the light on. There was a creepy girl standing there staring at her. She had black hair, red eyes and was wearing a white dirty nightir and looked around 8 years old. The girl then asked her.
Alfred: *creepy girl voice* Do you want to play?
Me: Holy shit. That was a good impression.
Alfred: Thanks.
Me: Maisie answered with a 'fuck no!' The girl started walking towards her.
Alfred: Maisie screamed and ran up the stairs back to the room. Of course, Lilly and Leo were so confused.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
Alfred: Apparently Maisie was swearing in Greek. Where does the Greek come from?
Me: How the fuck should I know?!
Alfred: You swear in Greek as well.
Me: Lilly swears in Swedish.
Alfred: How the fuck does she know Swedish.
Me: No fucking clue.
*Cue door slamming*
Me: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. *starts swearing in Greek*
Alfred: Mattie's dead confused right now.
Me: Hehehe. Dead puns.
Alfred: Leo and Lilly saw the girl. Leo screamed like a girl. They ran back to the room and put something in front of the door and didn't come out until the next day.
Me: My reaction: Holy shit.
Alfred: Yup. O.O
Me: I went into the basement and saw the creepy girl. At least I had a cricket bat.
Alfred: And you didn't die!
Me: If I was dead, I wouldn't be here, you idiot.
Alfred: Oh yeah.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Alfred: It is really early in the morning now. Mattie's asleep.
Me: You act and look like America.
Alfred: You've told me before.
Me: You do.
Alfred: We better go to sleep. Mattie's gonna wake up and wonder why I'm talking to myself. Technically I'm not bit I can't be bothered explaining right now. *yawns*
Me: Yeah.. everyone thinks I'm asleep. Mum and dad are at a party and my sister is at a friend's house.
Alfred: That's all for now!
Me: Bye!
That's the first chapter.
Hope you enjoyed it. This was done at 3:42am. Oh well.
Read and review. :)
Lexi.
