Chibi Days!!

Hellbender: It was a normal day at the Masaki's house, until a explosion came form Washu's lab. Inside the lab, when the smoke cleared, Washu jumped out full of excitment and happiness.

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Washu: I finally did it. It took me years, but I finally finsihed it!! (calms down, and thinks to herself) Washu, you always empress me.

(Then those dumb little robots from Washu's shoulder comes to make her happy)

A: Washu! You are the greatest!!

B: Washu!! You are the smartest scientist in the world!!

Hellbender: Washu!! You suck!! (just kidding)

Washu: Yep, I am. (then thinks to herself) All I need now is some test subjects.

(Washu decided to leave so she can take a break, and find some test subjects. 30 minutes, she brought back Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Chang Wufei, S.F, & Felicia.)

Wufei: (all pissed off) What is woman!! And it better be good!!

Heero: Yeah. And if is not, we'll kill you!!

S.F: Uhhh...yeah. Anyway what do you want?

Washu: Ladies and getlemen. We are gathered here to...

Wufei: Will you get on with it?!

Washu: All right!! I just want to tell you that I made a new invension.

Felicia: (to herself) Woopie.

S.F: Okay, but why did you brought us here? Just to tell us that?

Washu: (looking innocent) No.

Duo: Then what?

Washu: I'm glad you asked. You are going to be my test subjects.

Everyone: WHAT?!?

Heero: Oh no!! We're not going to be your test subject!!

Washu: But..but why?

Heero: Last time you tested on me, you turned me into a girl!!

Duo: And you gave me two heads, and messed up my braided hair!!

Wufei: And you.....you....uhhh...you did.....you....

S.F: Gave you memory lost?

Wufei: Yeah!! You gave me....duhh...uhhhmmm....you gave....

Felicia: Short-term memory lost?

Wufei: Yeah!! Short-term wahtever that thing is!!

Heero: Hey. What about you two?

Duo: Yeah. Did Washu did anything to ya'll?

S.F: No, but we're not taking any chances.

Washu: (begging) C'mon!! Please. This is the last time that I'll ever test you guys!! I'll even show that it's safe.

(Everyone thought about it for a while. Then they finally made their decision.)

Duo: Promise that it's really safe?

Wufei: And never test us again?

Heero: And you will forever be my slave, and you do whatever I say, even theirs a mission that's maybe...(got punched by Felicia)

Felicia: I think she's got enough deals already, okay?

Heero: (recovering from punch) OMAE O KOROSOU!!!!

Washu: Okay, okay. But first I need something to test it first.

(Then everyone looks at S.F's pokeball)

S.F: (getting worried) You're not going to use him.

Heero: I hate to say this, but...we need him.

Duo: Besides, she said it's safe.

Wufei: Yeah, and if it's not, I will...(got punched by S.F.)

S.F: Will you shut up!!! You're not going to use Raichu!!

(1 second later, everyone jumped on him, took the pokeball, and gave it to Washu. Then everyone followed Washu to her new invension.)

Washu: There it is!! The Chibi Master 3000!!!

Everyone: Chibi Master 3000?

Washu: Yeah. The Chibi Master 2000 had some problems, so I've destroyed it.

Heero: Sssssooooo....what's it purpose?

Washu: Simple. It makes anyone & anything into Chibi size!

S.F: That's it?

Washu: Yep.

S.F: Okay, but if anything happens to him, you'll be sorry.

(Washu took the pokeball from Wufei, and placed inside the machine. She ran to the controls and started pressing button. The door closed whirling sound starts. Soon electricity surrounded the machine. In about 1 minute, everything stopped, door opened and the pokeball remained.)

Wufei: That's it? (picks up pokeball) What kind of crappy invension is this?

S.F: You ever thought of opening it?

(Soon Wufei opened the pokeball, and came out *that annoying little rat* Pikachu.)

Pikachu: Pikachu?

(Translator): Hey, what happened?

Heero: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! KILL IT!!!! (pulls out gun)

(Heero, Duo, and Wufei pulled out their guns, and aimed it at Pikachu, but soon S.F. got in front of it.)

Duo: S.F!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

S.F: If you think you're gonna kill him, ya'll gotta be some sick people!!

(After everyone calmed down, they started asking some questions.)

Felicia: So, is there anyway that you can get him back?

Washu: Uhhh...that will be a problem.

Felicia: What do you mean?

Washu: Well, I can't reverse the process, until I can make another invension that will change him back.

S.F: Well, (picks up Pikachu) at least it's not a total lost.

Sasami: (comes from nowhere) Dinner is ready!!

Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (jumps on Heero) SAVE ME!!!

Sasami: Calm down. It just me.

Duo: Oh. Anyway, is food ready?

Sasami: Yeah. Come on, before it gets cold.

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(It was night time, and everyone was asleep, except for Duo. Tried many ways to fall asleep, but wouldn't work.)

Duo: Crap!!! I can't get to sleep!! (then thinks) Well, looks like I have to play a mean trick on someone so I get some sleep.

(Duo thought about the invension that Washu made, and decieded to play it on Felicia, S.F, Heero, and Wufei. 30 minutes later, after dragging them into the machine, he soon activated, and looked at the sleeping group.)

Duo: Boy, I can't wait to see them in Chibi-style. They'll look so cute!! (laughs)

(Duo laughed so hard that he fell into the machine, and the door closed. Duo banged on the door, but no one can hear him. Soon the machine was surrounded by eletricity. In one minute, everything stopped and went to dead silent.)

~~~~~~Morning Time~~~~~~

(Heero got up, and S.F. and Felicia was too close to him. So he punched them.)

Chibi S.F. and Felicia: OOOWWW!!! (grabs Heero) WHAT DID YOU DID THAT FOR!!!!

Chibi Heero: You were too close to me. I don't like people to sits or sleeps to close to me.

Chibi S.F: Not our problem. (then looks at room) Hey. What the..

Chibi Heero: (looks up) Hey. How the hell did this room got so damn big?

(Then they looked at each other and found out that they have shrunked)

Chibi S.F, Heero, and Felicia: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (then got punched by Wufei and Duo)

Chibi Wufei: Will you bakas shut up!! I'm trying to get some sleep here!!!

Chibi Heero: News bulletin: We're shrunked into chibis!!

Chibi Wufei: WHAT?! Injustice!! Who could have done this stupid, mean plan?!

Chibi Duo: (yawning) Good morning people.

Everyone: DUO!!!!!

Chibi Duo: Uh oh.

To Be Continued.....

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Hellbender: So, what do you think? Funny and cute, huh?

Chibi Wufei: Shut up!!

Hellbender: What? Who said that?

Chibi Wufei: I did, you weak baka!

Chibi Heero: Yeah!! Omae O....uhhh...Omae O.....AHHHH!!!! I can't remember the last part!! What's happening?!

Hellbender: Simple. Since you're in chibi size, you're losing your intellegence a little, but you'll still be smart.

Chibi S.F: What about Duo?

Hellbender: He'll become a retarted idiot.

Chibi Duo: (head stuck in jar) Dammit!! My head stuck in the pickle jar again.

Chibi Felicia: Well, how long till we get back to our normal size?

Hellbender: Well, I make it about 1,000 chapters.....

Everyone: WHAT?!

Hellbender: Just kidding!! But since I'm a nice mood, I'll make it two more.

Chibi S.F: What?! Two more chapters!

Chibi Duo: (got head out off jar) Two chapters? That like (counts his fingers) Two magillion chapters!!

Hellbender: .......yeah. So what's the problem with two chapters?

Chibi S.F: Well, I don't that me and Felicia can handle these guys.

Chibi Wufei: What? You call us weakling? Now you must die!! (charges at S.F.)

(Then everyone started fighting)

Hellbender: (to himself) This shouldn't take long.