Edward smiled, walking to the nursery to get his baby daughter, Renesmee. He picked her up as she yawned, grinning sadistically.
"C'mon, sweetheart. We're going to the beach. Get some toys, and mama's gonna come with us."
Nessie smiled, nodding. She grabbed her bucket and shovel shaped like a castle and crab. He took her out to the car, strapping her in when she grabbed her nose.
"Daddy! Smelly!" She waved her hands frantically.
"Oh, it must be a skunk, baby."
"Where's Mommy?" She put her hands in the bucket, playing.
"She wanted to sleep in the trunk, baby. She's otay."
Nessie giggled, continuing to play with the bucket.
"Yeah, baby, I know I shouldn't have woke you up, but Mama wanted to swim. She's crazy insane, but you know Da-da wuvs her." He looked back at her, blood on her pink onesie from the machete she had gotten ahold of.
"No, no, baby girl. Give Da-da back his toy." He put the machete in the floorboard, away from her reach. "We'll build a sand castle, otay?"
Nessie nodded. "Yeah!"
Edward pulled into the deserted, closed down beach. He got his daughter out of the car, kissing her hair. "Mama wants to see if she can float." He opened the trunk, and Nessie screamed.
"Daddy! Mommy's neck!" She pointed her chubby little finger at the slit in Bella's throat.
"Oh, baby, don't worry 'bout dat. It's just a wittle scwatch. Dat's all ketchup, she was eatin' while you was sweepin', she made a mess, let's give Mama a baff in the water, and we'll build a sand castle. See, honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell, a place called prison and a place called jail, and Da-da's goin' to all of 'em except one." He kissed his daughter's forehead. "Mama loves Jakey more than Da-da, and you was gonna get a little brother, now you don't want that. Brother's are a bad thing."
Nessie nodded, watching her father.
"See, Mama hurt Da-da's feelings, baby. So she's getting a time-out, otay baby?"
Nessie began to cry, trying to get away from him.
"Oh, c'mon, sweetie, you're otay, Mama's gonna have lots of fun."
Nessie wiped her eyes with the back of her hand, looking back at the bloody Bella, her dismantled mommy. Edward handed her a juice cup, and she eagerly drank, watching what Da-da would do next.
Edward smiled. "Twenty o' nine Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter." He kissed her cheek, and she smiled as he cooed to her.
He set her down on her feet and slung the corpse over his shoulder. Nessie watched.
"It's otay, Nessie bear, we're gonna talk Mama on the pier, and let her go swimmin', see, baby, don't try to wake Mama up, she's too sweepy, but don't worry, Da-da made Mama a bed at the bottom of the lake. It's otay, see, I'm givin' Mama what she's wantin'."
He walked them over to the pier, sprawling Bella across the ground. "Here, bear, tie this rope to the rock like Da-da showed you how to tie your shoes." He watched proudly as Nessie tied it effortlessly. He tied it to Bella's ankle.
"Otay, baby girl, we gonna throw her off the dock on the count of thwee. Ready? 1-2-Thwee!" They both threw Bella over the dock, watching as she sunk to the bottom.
"C'mon, Tweety, we gonna build a castle now, we gonna have fun while Mama takes her nap." He picked up his daughter, kissing her hair. "Da-da wuvs you, baby."
Nessie smiled, patting his cheek. "I wuv you to, Da-da."
Songfic-'97 Bonnie and Clyde, Eminem
