what's the result?

disclaimer:i may not own Inuyasha or Kagome. :(

But I do own Yuki (my slave) :) so back off or I'll cut

you!!!!!!!!!!!

mai:today on what's the result? we will find the result

of a half-demon and a mortal mating.so lets meet the

father.Inuyasha come on out {comes out} so was it

coolto have sex with a mortal?

inuyasha:how the f*** did i get here? where the f*** is

kagome and yuki?

mai:oh shut the f*** up and sit down.you'll see them after

answering a few questions.

inuyasha:like h*** i am! i'm not answering any questions!

now tell me where the f*** are you holding kagome and

yuki!?

mai:oh shut the f*** up,kagome is right there and yuki {

laughs evily} is my hostage { laughs more evily and louder}

inuyasha & kagome:WHAT THE H*** DID YOU SAY!?{ inuyasha

starts drawing his sword}

mai:i wouldn't do that {pushes a button and a screen appears}

if you want your daughter alive.{laughs evily}

yuki:please help me fat....{ mouth is covered by duct tape}

inuyasha:YUKI!where the h*** is she!?

mai:oh don't p*** yourself,she's just backstage so sit your

a** down and shut the f*** up.

inuyasha:fine what do i have to do to get her back?

mai:hmmmm....how 'bout you act like a chicken.

inuyasha:H*** NO!!!!!!

mai:fine then {snaps fingers & two men appear} do it or else yuki

will not live to see 16 {glaring at inuyasha} it's up to you,so choose:

act like a chicken or lose your ONLY daughter!

inuyasha:fine i'll make this quick,hold on yuki {starts walking and

clucking like a chicken}

mai:{rolling on the ground laughing}i've never seen a half-chicken-

half-demon before.

inuyasha:{stopping}what did you call me {once again pulling out his

sword} you want to say that again!?

mai:did you really want to do that {snaps fingers} you know what happens

if you do that!

inuyasha:{putting his sword away} just give yuki back to me.

mai:{snaps fingers & sighs} fine here's yuki.

inuyasha:don't you ever touch or go near yuki again {leaves}

mai:{yelling} yeah yeah whatever {then sticks out tongue}

kagome:hey do i ever get to talk?

mai:NO NEVER {laughs evily}

kagome:{crying} but why not ? i want to talk!

mai:because it's my show and i HATE YOU! {points and laughs at kagome}

so get the f*** out you f****** hoe!

kagome:{running out crying}you're SO MEAN!i'll have inuyasha kill you!!!

mai:{still laughing}yeah whatever.that concludes our show today.and on our

next show we'll have the result of a beast-warrior (red XIII) and a ancient(

aeris).so until next time STAY FREAKISHLY WEIRD!bye now!

this story is (comepletely)pointless.i think i was (really & comepletely)

bored and wanted to post a story!this is my first fanfic.so please be nice

and R&R.PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!