A.N. Hey guys/gals, I got kinda bored so I started this! as north would say: Is amazing, no? hahaha, I make myself laugh.

Its pretty much just a bunch of oneshots my mind creates when its bored, so pretty much you guys are in for a world of crazy.

I'll probably make some that are a bit more "festive" depending around what holiday is next, and how close it is.

Leave me some requests and I might make it into a story, I mean you never know right?

anywho...TO THE STORY!

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ShortShot #1: (P.S. I'm calling them shortshots instead of oneshots, it makes it more original.)

"Ah, Jack. Nice to see you, vhat brings you here my friend?" North welcomed the boy as he entered threw a window left unlock.

"Hi North, I just had a couple questions about some things." Jack answered.

"Aah, vell ask avay my boy." Jack dodged Norths strong strong hand as he went to pat his back.

"Well," Jack started. "some of the kids in burgess were talking about something called egg nog, and so I just want to know what the stuff is?"

"You've never had egg nog?!" North asked dumbfounded.

"well no, what is it?" Jack was now more curious than ever at seeing Norths reaction.

"it is drink. come ve vill get you some." Jack followed North toward the kitchen.

'drink?' howcome Jack had never had, or even heard of, it before?

The two Guardians made it to the kitchen, when a large tan yeti with gray eyes named Jerry left with orders from North to get two mugs of egg nog.

When Jerry came back he handed Jack a snowman mug, he thought it was as a joke, with a thick, sweet smelling, and egg shell white drink. Jack hesitated for a moment before taking a single sip followed by a huge glug.

"Woah! this is great!" Jack exclamed while gulping the rest down in seconds.

"yes, it is. Jack slow down or you'll get-" North didnt have the time to finish before the albino youth ran out of the kitchen to the nearest bathroom, green in the face.

THE END!