This is just 4 fun, Renesmee is physically fifteen.

Renesmee POV

I looked at my family who were all sitting on the couches, I had called a family meeting for a reason. A special reason. A very special reason.

"Ummm...this is really not easy for me to say" I said, quietly.

I had completely shielded my thoughts from my dad about this subject and was singing songs from various musicals in my head. I had been planning this for a while. My family stared at me, worry written all over their perfect faces. Then the guesses came flying at me.

"You're into hard drugs?"

"You've been expelled?"

"You lost control near a human?"

"You're a sex addict?"

We all looked at Emmett, stupid suggestion. He looked down in embarrassment briefly. I took a deep breath and looked down at the ground too. How was I going to do this?

"I'm pregnant" I whispered.

My entire family gasped and were silenced by my revelation. A few of them shifted uncomfortably in their seats while others were deep in thought. Jasper was the first to speak.

"It's the dog's, isn't it?" he spat.

"If by the dog, you mean Jacob, then yes" I growled.

My mom got up and started pacing with worry. Dad went up to calm her, he was unsuccessful considering she started yelling when he tried.

"How could you do this? You should be using protection! You shouldn't even be having goddamn sex in first goddamn place anyway!" she screamed at me.

Mom looked pissed. Dad looked disappointed. Uncle Jazz looked angry. Uncle Emmett looked amused. Aunt Alice looked shocked. Aunt Rose looked disgusted. Grandma looked unhappy. Grandpa looked sympathetic.

"Guys, I just have one thing to say" I said, quietly.

"What?" they all asked.

"Gotcha" I smirked before running out of the room.

Best. Prank. Ever!

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