It had been a year since the ghosts were set free and all but one of them stayed behind. They stayed behind for the high definition fifty-seven inch TV that the new home owner had bought.
On this particular day though, Ryan was pissed. Turner was all pissed off for some reason and they had shut down all their channels including TBS. Ryan had desperately wanted to see the Pirates cream the Cardinals.
Meanwhile, Susan was calling Chet on her hell phone even though he had murdered her, she desperately wanted to get laid and none of these guys were working for her. George had too many spikes in his head, Horace was too tall and he had such a weird name, The Great Child was too young in the mind, it would be like having sex with a child, The First Born Son was literally too young, Clayton had a big cage around his head, The Torso didn't have much to work with, and she supposed that Ryan might be the next best choice but he was too busy stewing over not getting to see his baseball game.
"This is getting boring!" Ryan exclaimed before smashing the TV with his bat that had spikes coming out from it. Horace was pissed because he had been watching HGTV so he picked Ryan up and snapped him in half! The First Born Son was pissed off because Ryan would sometimes play cowboys and Indians with him so he got his tomahawk and cut Horace into a million little bits!
The Great Child got scared and started running around in a panic, he soon tripped over a sock and fell on top of Isabella, Dana, The Torso, and Clayton killing them all. However, Clayton's cage decapitated him and he died as well. The Dire Mother was so distraught over losing her son that she stuck her head in the garbage disposal and turned it on full blast.
Susan then began to see George in a new light, he had been the only man to survive the chaos and she had been the only woman, making them to alphas of the group.
George also began to see Susan in a new light, he originally thought that she was some stuck up cheerleader ho but now he could see that she was a strong independent woman.
Then, they started moving closer and closer to each other, they then winked at each other before they started to skip around and sing 'Tip-toe Through the Tulips' by Tiny Tim.
