A/N: OMG I saw Skating with the Stars for the first time… Thought this was pretty funny(: haha!
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Ben stared at the static on the television in front of him and pouted. He sank slowly down into the couch cushion. Kevin walked in, followed by Gwen. They had gone out to get some smoothies from Mr. Smoothy while Ben stayed home and watched Sledding with the Stars, waiting for Jennifer Nocturne to come on. According to the latest news report by Ben's most hated reporter, Captain Nemesis was her partner, and Ben wouldn't even let a turnip and wheat grass smoothie take him away from this episode.
The nauseating squiggles and shapes turned into the beautiful image of Jennifer Nocturne at the top of a towering, snow-covered hill. She waved to the cameras as they zoomed in, and Kevin climbed over the back of the couch to drool over her picture, too. Her partner, Captain Nemesis, gave the sled one big push, then jumped on next to her. They hit a ramp, and with all their might, pulled a 360° then landed perfectly.
Both teenagers stared at the TV, jaws dropping to the floor. "How is that even possible?" Ben asked, shaking his head in amazement. Kevin had nothing to say. Instead, he just continued to watch. Gwen just shook her head. She still wasn't sure what they saw in her. Other than the fact she was an actress. And rich. And gorgeous…
Suddenly, a loud scream filled the air of Ben's house. "NO!" Gwen's head snapped to the TV, wondering what could have been so horrible. The fifteen-year-old brunette was on the floor; nearly crying while Kevin had his hands over his mouth in shock.
The cameraman zoomed in on the hill and Jennifer's current location. You could see paramedics hurrying towards the actress. They had a stretcher, big first-aid bags, and walkie-talkies in hand. Ben crawled towards the TV, horrified.
The actress was crying, holding her ankle. 'Drama queen…' Gwen thought, pushing her fiery red hair over her ear. She sat down gently on the couch, and rested her head on her arm.
"YES!" clapping struck the air as Ben shot up from under the table, yet he still managed to hit his head, knocking the last bit of his tiny brains out. It was Kevin's clapping, and Gwen glanced quickly at the TV as Jennifer stood up, limping to the stretcher. She screamed fiercely, swatting at the paramedics.
As the gorgeous blonde actress disappeared from the screen, Ben saw no point in watching the show anymore, so he hit a button on the remote, and the screen flickered into nothing but darkness. The brunette turned around, and asked without hestitation, "Who wants smoothies?"
A/N: didn't turn out as well as expected… Oh well. Review!
